the what if game

i'd live in a jar
what if i wasn't a loser?

You'd be on MTV Cribs.

What if every first born child burst into flames?

i'd go to the hospital with a fork
what if cannabalism was mandatory?

Then there would be no humans

what if everything in life was FREE

Then the economy would collapse.

What if you shit razor blades?

i would die of constipation
what if weed were blue?

ahha, I'm too slow. go on without me. I'll catch up.. I think.

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Originally Posted by Mista Sippi

i would die of constipation
what if weed were blue?

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then i would still smoke it
(heres a good one) what if this thread was just a way for people to get their post count up!

Then my new favorite munchy would be shaving cream and pie.

What if you smelled like cat pee?

i'd kill the cat
what if dolphins ruled the earth?