earlier today i took a shit(in the toilet) and i kept wiping my ass and wiping and wiping and wiping and it was like endless amount of toilet paper required to get it all. it was like it kept reproducing
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earlier today i took a shit(in the toilet) and i kept wiping my ass and wiping and wiping and wiping and it was like endless amount of toilet paper required to get it all. it was like it kept reproducing
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Originally Posted by friendowl
Allright Allright man! Im SORRY! Im so fucking high right now, its scary hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Will you still be my friend?:D
That would be wonderful! Damn Dude, you've got some issues......at least you don't have any hang-ups:rasta:Quote:
Originally Posted by Toking with Jesus
Luckily i've never shit myself either.. Well yeah, I have but not since I was fucking 2 or something.. But since we're all sharing shit stories then why not..
About a year ago I got invited out to a couple clubs with this chick and her friends, so of course I said fuck yeah.. Anyways this one chick, J, drank way more than anyone else and during the night we went outside to smoke a joint, since she didn't usually smoke she was way fucked up.. When we left the last club we were at we were walking back to one of our houses when J stumbled over to the side of the road saying she had to take a piss.. She was pretty hot, dressed really nice, and she was crouching on the side of the road pulling her skirt down to take a fucking piss! Jeez it was bad, but what was worse was that she was way too drunk to pull her skirt down properly and ended up just pissing all over it.. She didn't notice though 'cause she just pulled it back up and went to walk away.. None of us ever looked at her the same way again LOL
Kinda not what you expect to see when you're out with a group of hot girls haha :D
they had a service at the school i went to to pick up and ddo your old laundry for you. we were going to take a pair of underware and just have some one sht in them then send them threw the cleaners.
nver happend tho. i mean who really wants to shit themselfs
It's always the hot girls because you already expect it from the bathless ones.Quote:
Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR
i had the same shit happen with one of my homegirls
she peed on her underwear than took em off and threw em
and when they hit the wall they were so wet they stuck to the wall.
she was fine but after that no deals
Not my story but I thought it fit the situation of the thread. This is from an IRC chat.
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Phoenix> Dude, wanna hear a fucked up story?
Phoenix> So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night.
Phoenix> Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed.
Phoenix> So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life.
Phoenix> All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers.
Phoenix> I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in shit. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world.
Phoenix> She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies.
Phoenix> I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Originally Posted by friendowl