^, <, V

^ Black. Black and emo. And because of that, it's no longer cool.
< Speaking of... if I like something, it immediately stops being cool.
V Fuck you. Fuck you?

^Is that, can I fuck myself?....if so........................................No :(
<I have the dentist today :(
Vdid you know:
"There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee. Of these, only 26 have been tested, and half caused cancer in rats."

^ Good thing Iâ??m not a rat.
< Iâ??m going to skip class tonight to work on another paper.
V If you could buy a song which one would you buy?

^ buy as in from itunes? or buy as in have all legal rights to it? i would buy exit music for a film by radiohead

< i have the chicken pox and i am starting to feel great all over again....

V do you like ice cream for breakfast?

^No. But I don't like ice cream in the first place.
< I'm about to go to work. No shower. Not even going to bush my teeth. And forget about shaving. Oh and I slept in my clothes.
V Do you like yourself?

^ = If you cant love yourself, then who can you love!

< I won £10 on the lottery on saturday!

v = What do you do for a living? i.e (School, Work, Tax Dodger etc)

I'm Government employed.
I think it's time I start playing the lottery!
What would happen if a strange woman caressed your inner-thigh?

^ i would make a note to go wherever it was that i met the woman, more often

< i bought my first ounce this past weekend! i've only ever bought weed by the dub or eighth before.

v what do you consider your biggest talent?

^ i rip the guitar

< i pwn nubs

V when did you lose your virginity?

^ = When I was 15, it was in 1996!

< = I am the Walrus, I am The Eggman

V = What 3 Words to sum you up!