Dumb things you did while you were a noob

The first time i smoked weed was with my friend Josh. He came up to me after school and asked me if i wanted to blaze and I said yes. Me, Josh, and my friend Kurtis all went to my house and hotboxed my room.. We had about 3 bowls (but Kurtis left halfway through the 1st bowl) and I wasn't feeling anything.. We went in my kitchen and got something to eat. I asked josh if he was high and he said yes (hed been smoking for a while tho) and i said "i dont know if i am or not" then he recited this sketch from the dave chepelle show... i think it was "show me them titties bitch!!" and i started laughing uncontrollably... i was so fucking stoned.. then him and my friend reece kept telling me the phone was ringing, and i thought it was, but when id go to answer it, no one came on haha

I think the noobish thing I ever did when I first started smoking was almost light the bong, but the bowl was facing towards me...aka: opposite of the way it is suppose to be.

And the concept of using a carb was kinda confusing at first haha

my freind wasnt a noob but he hadda bong with hoses leading to the second chamber and he took out one of the hoses and put it in his mouth and sucked on it and drank some of the bongwater everyone bugged out and laughed for a while

Trying to clear out stale smoke in a bong i blew through the top not through the slid, water went everywhere and I ruined the bowl.:(

i tried to hit a pipe backwards, i put the bowl in front of my mouth instead of the mouthpiece and tried to light it. almost set my eyebrows on fire before i realized wtf i was doing. made for some good laughs.

I remeber one of my rookie moves as a stoner long ago is when I tried rinsing my freinds bong and completed forgot or didn't realize the bud was still packed in the (stem) bowl, which was still attached to the base of bong.....waste of weed as water came running through the (stem) bowl

I forgot, the first time i smoked, i peed in the bathroom trash can not even think ing about it

man today were ridin home rite and this chick goes to put in the clear eyes cause she gotta go back to work
nd she did one eye and put the lid bak on the clear eyes and couldnt figure out why it wasnt goin in her other eye
we all laughed for a while

I cant think of anything I have done (probably done some really noob stuff) but one time my friend who was not even baked tried to butter his waffles after putting syrup on them. It was a disaster

just saying stupid stuff that i cant remember. O wait this was way back then 3 years ago when i first started my buddy had a van and him his 2 brothers and me and another bud would go in their when his parents were asleep and just hot box the hell out of it i swear to god we got it to where u wouldent see more then mabey 2 feet it was insane but yea one time i got sooo stoned i was falling asleep between my hits. Second stuipid thing (i learned a very valuable lesson here) was we were smokin at the same guys home minus 1 and were outside this time and everyone got 2 green hits and i dident so i said aww come on guys i need my 2en greens make it even we all had 2 green hits so my friend is saying no no were soo high come on but he gave in and he and another bud left so now its me and my friend getting ready to smoke packing the bowl when out of the cornor of my eye i see his mom stading 40 feet away staring right at me it was the worst feeling i ever felt it seemed like i melted into a puddle and well lets just say she wasent very fond of what we were doing. That taught me a very important lesson in life dont be greedy bad shit happens when ur greedy.