Hooker: Slang. A prostitute.
Prostitute: One who solicits and accepts payment for sex acts.
Yup. Sounds like a hooker by definition. Payment = Weed. BJ = Sex Act
Who knows... maybe she meant big jar. Maybe he was a jar collector... Maybe...
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Hooker: Slang. A prostitute.
Prostitute: One who solicits and accepts payment for sex acts.
Yup. Sounds like a hooker by definition. Payment = Weed. BJ = Sex Act
Who knows... maybe she meant big jar. Maybe he was a jar collector... Maybe...
or maybe she forgot the 'p' in front of bj and ment "peanut butter and jam sandwich" :D
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Tilde's racecar bed...:D
yeah. definately not cool. i kinda regret, but i dont have a lot of respect for myself. i have really bad depression and i dont like who i am (well until i did ccc when a friend last week i have been in such a better mood cz i feel like i have more to offer than what i thought. and strangely ccc has given confidence.... now just if i could talk to him...) ... he may be a fucking loser which he is but i still like him. sick, i know. i have no idea why i mean he was such a fucking asshole and hurt me but i still like him? messed up.....Quote:
woah.. u give BJ's and stuff for weed? thats not cool at all.. you need to show yourself a little more respect, unless you actually dont care.. but either way, its not cool.. and any guy that will "buy" a blow job off you is a fucking loser and needs to learn some respect.. peace
Oy! I hope not.... I mean it wasnt like he was like give me a bj and i give you weed it was like "lets go in the woods, smoke my weed, give me a bj (i was kinda loopy the first time so i probably wouldnt have if i hadnt)"....Quote:
word...i think that makes your a hooker
Once i got a taste of that happiness. I didnt want to go back to being normal and depressed. Not thats theres anything with weed or any drugs of sort but I know if I had never done anything with this dude I would still be "innocent" for longer... I involunatrely place blame on him for some stuff..Quote:
i dont think it does if she cant help it marijuana has a power over people
Sorry for all the typing! Just trying to defend myself, kidding. I can't believe I was a Hooker! :(
Also Im getting some weed this weekend hopefully but I dont know how to roll a joint. I've went to sites but its french to me. I have the papers n such from cigars.... but is there another easily made home made thing me n my friend could use? Thanks!
lol..14..summmer before freshman year.. to my gf at the time.
Don't worry about it ... look, I was once the World's Oldest Virgin.Quote:
Originally Posted by bob banana
And I started early, too, which makes it even more amazing. I had my first hand & blowjob at 14. That was all I got for a long time. From 19 - 27, I had one steady g/f, and who was a lovely thing who really enjoyed oral sex, really enjoyed mutual masturbation, really enjoyed cuddling and snuggling and kissing and licking ... but she didn't want to fuck. I loved her, so I waited.
She finally did when she was 26. She liked it as much as anything else we'd done together. She liked it so much that, when she met this sailboarding guy, she started doing him, too.
Like, I waited all this time, just to get her ready for 'im. Talk about bad luck!
It wasn't so bad, though. I had a year when I was 28 where I had nobody steady, and it seemed like I was getting laid every week. Then I met my wife, got married, and that, as they say, was that.
So I say, relax on yourself. If you get some before you're 26, you've got me beat, and waiting didn't hurt me any. :)
i was 15. to my ex girlfriend who had since aquired another guy. she told me she dumped him for me, but she lied, they were still together... the amsuing thing is that her guy is a total dick-mongoose... hehehe
Why do girls always lose their virginities to arseholes? It's brilliant for all us arseholes out there!Quote:
Originally Posted by tHc ministry
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Originally Posted by Imotep
Inadvertantly..??? Common, keep it rollin'n.
What would limp bizkit (who remembers this band?) think?. Ehh?
No im j.k, nobody should spread that shit around.
Socks while even sleeping or walking around the house are gay. Slippers can be alright is your feet don't start "cold swetting" Then socksmay be required.
I lost my vigrinity 17 I think it was.
I was just bored and horny and so was this girl.
I envy all you people who gave it up for love! :o
The C
Still haven't gotten rid of mine...
I talk like it's a bad cold, or something...
anyone gals wanna get together? :P