what is your oddest encounter while high?
Last week I went outside for a cancer stick and no joke...... there was a chicken looking up at me. I offered it no strings attached chicken sex but it declined so I picked it up under one arm and took it for a walk. After returning from the park some old lady ran up to me and said "Oh thankyou so much!!", took the chicken off me and gave me a fiver for finding it. I said i'd prefer to sex the chicken but I dont think she heard me so I just went back inside.
That is 100% true.
(Except for the sex parts)
what is your oddest encounter while high?
Remembered another time it was, My Friend Jay, His girl Bri, and Me.
Well we were out in a field behind an old house high as hell. I was settin down by a tree chillin to some music and my friends were right beside me and then all of a sudden a helicopter shines its spotlight down right on us! We all freak the fuck out and I'm just like "STay up against the tree and they can't see us!"
Remind you it was the middle of winter... there were 0 leaves to be found anywhere!
So we haul ass back up to the road and the helicopter keeps going, nothing is as fucked up as that happening so we all went straight home for a while then they left.
Not sure why the helicopter shined on us since it was an emergency evac helicopter but all well it makes for a fun story.
what is your oddest encounter while high?
I was at a buddies house and smokin a lil. Theres were 4 of us and we were all gona take acid that night. So the dealer comes and goes. We all take our hits and take a couple tokes to kick start the night.
As soon as my friend set the bowl down theres a fuckin Slug on his hand. Its the middle of winter and we were inside the whole time. We aint got a clue how the hell it got there. And this was before we were trippin. We knew it was real =p
what is your oddest encounter while high?
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Originally Posted by Infamous
Last week I went outside for a cancer stick and no joke...... there was a chicken looking up at me. I offered it no strings attached chicken sex but it declined so I picked it up under one arm and took it for a walk. After returning from the park some old lady ran up to me and said "Oh thankyou so much!!", took the chicken off me and gave me a fiver for finding it. I said i'd prefer to sex the chicken but I dont think she heard me so I just went back inside.
That is 100% true.
(Except for the sex parts)
Did you just say an old lady gave you five bucks to fuck a chicken?
what is your oddest encounter while high?
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Originally Posted by ToDrunkToFish
I was at a buddies house and smokin a lil. Theres were 4 of us and we were all gona take acid that night. So the dealer comes and goes. We all take our hits and take a couple tokes to kick start the night.
As soon as my friend set the bowl down theres a fuckin Slug on his hand. Its the middle of winter and we were inside the whole time. We aint got a clue how the hell it got there. And this was before we were trippin. We knew it was real =p
You're probably lucky that slug did not show up about 2 hours later, or you would have freaked the hell right out.
what is your oddest encounter while high?
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Originally Posted by dragonrider
Did you just say an old lady gave you five bucks to fuck a chicken?
I was young, drunk and foolish :rolleyes:
what is your oddest encounter while high?
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Originally Posted by Infamous
I was young, drunk and foolish :rolleyes:
Then it's totally understandable. But next time hold out for ten.
Good story, by the way.
what is your oddest encounter while high?
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Originally Posted by DAY-DREAMER-MAN
i got 1 . so me & some Buddy's went to a hotspring. past the bong around for 20 m 3 minutes later a biker looking dude gets in to the water NUDE (we where 13 at the time ) he go's up to us and says you boys are looking sexy and then he leaves get out of the water and walks off nude it was cold out to.:wtf:
LOL WTF
what is your oddest encounter while high?
Me and my best friend climbed about halfway up the fifty foot rock face above our favorite swimming hole into a little cavern on the side and smoked that mother up. I bet smoke was pouring out of that little cave...then when we were done, we jumped right off into the water...it was awesome.
what is your oddest encounter while high?
Oddest? Maybe not but this is deff my favorite.
Me and my friend Scott went out and bought a half ounce. We were just about just chill and smoke at my place when we desided that we wanted to do something different, Like go somewhere new. Suddenly his phone goes off and its one of his friends, friends that knew he smoked, but hasnt smoked with him. Turns out She has a few buddys coming over to smoke at her house and asked if we wanted to join. Of Coarse we did.
1am.We get there and the house is littered with her sisters friends drunk as can be. Falling all over the house and shit. We just laughed our asses off, went into the dinning room table and started to roll a blunt. Then people started to join and started throwing down and rolling there own. JUST before we start to light them off, someone suggests we go to some bridge that ive never heard of, yet seen.
Me and Scott get in my car, and they get into theres. We start following them and sparking up our own bowl on the way there. Me must have smoked 2 bowls before we got there. Everyone gets out and takes a mile long hike down some trail and road. When we get there its this HUGE bridge for joggers and shit. The bridge is prob a good 500-700 feet above a canal and the bridge is easily 50 feet wide. We get to the middle of the bridge and spark up the blunts. We go threw about 3 blunts between 6 of us and then we get to talking.
"If zombies were on one side and a T-rex was on the other side of the bridge which side would you run to?"
The convo stays on horror and being killed type of stuff. Then someone has a brillant idea to break into the cemitary and chill out there to finish our convo. Everyone was game. so we all leave the bridge and head out. We get there and i park on a street right next to the cemitary. Im already high as shit, but i pack another bowl for myself for the walk to the middle. SOON as i finish the bowl, someone says COP.
A cop pulls in front of the cemitary and starts shining the spot light threw the cemitary. We all hide behind trees and it looks like we are just about to get way. Some IDIOT we are with bolts for my towards my car. Me and Scott look at each other and sprint for it as well. I didnt want to the cop to see my car and get it call in for shit. Suddenly a 2nd cop comes out of no where and pulls next to my car, while the other 1st come comes speeding down the path we were walking on. I run over graves until my friend get caught in front of me. I look at a name on the grave and dropped my bowl on the grass below. The other cop who didnt get my other friend calls me over.
"Put your fucking hands up!"
Mind you im high as FUCK, but soon as he asked me a single question, i used all my mite and sobered up. He took my wallet and told me to get in the back of the cop car. I get in and the high comes back in a big way. Even though im sitting in the back of the cop car, for the first time in my life, im fucking pumped. It was kinda fun. He pulls my record up and shows me everything that ive ever gotten in trouble with.
The cop drives me over to Scott and the other kid. Both them are on there knees in the dirt (ha). They tell me to stand next to them, and the cops tell us to go home. It wasnt till this moment that i relise that we left the weed in the cup holder of my car. The cop glances in without his flash light, gets in his car and leaves us.
we all get in the car and just laugh our asses off, and go home. Turns out the other 3 got away free. The next morning i went back, found the name i remembered and got my bowl back. Ever since my bowl has been named the after its guardian "Harold Thompson"
(damn this story was longer then i thought it would be)
