i'd start a gay horse marraige business and BE RICHQuote:
Originally Posted by klonopin
what if i filled my bong with the blood of a 16 year old virgin?
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i'd start a gay horse marraige business and BE RICHQuote:
Originally Posted by klonopin
what if i filled my bong with the blood of a 16 year old virgin?
I'd get a new key chain
What if you went to vagas an got married when you where high
you would get fucked upQuote:
Originally Posted by Mista Sippi
what if u had to smoke a pcp blunt!
i'd claim her on my taxes then sell her to a french pimpQuote:
Originally Posted by KEGS
what if i sold your mom to a french pimp?
wtf?
what if martians landed?
lol
i'd put some opium in with it and hope it would mellow me outQuote:
Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
what if somebody laced your weed with crack and you ain't know?
id be floating
what if you found out your dads gay?
i'd call him queerQuote:
Originally Posted by klonopin
what my nuts smelled like roses and cherry ice cream?
id be jealous
what if mary jane was called crack
i'd smoke crackQuote:
Originally Posted by klonopin
what if i told you that I was the french pimp?
actually id get hungryQuote:
Originally Posted by Mista Sippi
my mom would be your whore
what if u new you were gonna get in a fight with a midget tommorow
i'd bring a cage with me and catch himQuote:
Originally Posted by klonopin
what if i rode this thread until it died?
id say im wit you....its good for my post count lol
what if milk was bull semen?
i'd be lactose intolerantQuote:
Originally Posted by klonopin
what if titties was square?
some are? lol
what if vin diesel man handled u?
i'd run like a little bitch then shoot him when he slippinQuote:
Originally Posted by klonopin
what if the homeboys round the corner ran a train on your old lady?
id probaly know them and id start looking for another girl
what if the homboys around the corner ran a train on your mom
i'd tape it and sell bootlegg copies of the dvd outside the porn shopQuote:
Originally Posted by klonopin
what if you shit your pants everytime you thought about sex?
is wear diapers
what if your dick glowed in the dark
It would give star wars a new meaning.
What if weed could grow by putting it in the microwave?
id own 1,000,000,000,000,00,00 microwaves
what if your dog just shit on the shirt you were gonna wear tommorow cause mine just did
id wear another shirt and tell my dog bad boy/girl How long is this thread goin to last?
what if we didnt have to sleep?
id make sure this thread lasted forever
what if all churches were catholic?
I'd smoke a lot more pot.
What if stoners get off their asses and educate the public on the fallacy of government anti-marijuana propaganda???
it still wouldn't matterQuote:
Originally Posted by homestar
what if mista sippi came back into this thread?
Then i come in:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mista Sippi
What if we locked our keys by a parade inside the car with windows locked and a lot of cops around and you are extremely baked?
ha thats right pussies no replies now eh??? I DECLARE ESHELMEN THE JULY 11th thread winner subject-The what if thread-
Be gone now people
id ask the cops nicely to lemme get in my carQuote:
Originally Posted by Eshelmen
what if 911 never happened
Then I'd still have a job at the WTC.
What if you really grew hair on yer palms from jerking off?
id start beating it with my feet then.....
what if marlboroman smoked newports?
HEHE.. right onQuote:
Originally Posted by yoda
I wouldn't be suprised.Quote:
Originally Posted by yoda
What if Jimi Hendrix were still alive today?
He would still be revolutionizing (is that a word) guitar playing and he already did in the few years he was big
What if a pornstar walked into your room and asked to play chess would you try to make a move?
Yes, E-4.Quote:
Originally Posted by Genuine17
What if Prez Bush never existed?
neither would the insane gas prices
what if babies could talk but adults just mumbled?
we would all sound drunk while babies gave weather reports, and news casts.
what if you could go back in time and change one thing what would it be?
stop the ice age from happening..
what if we had to live with humongous dinosaurs today?
id have a pet pterodactly
what if pokemon inhabited the earth?