how would u choose to die?

in 2012 there is a giant apocalyptical war. in the center of the final battle were the united states and a new coalition for freedom from capitalism, the CFC. these third and second world countries joined together to battle the americans, who were sanctioning, taxing and fining them to past the point of poverty. in the midst of this battle, a large glass sphere is seen floating over the fighting, slowly coming down. it suddenly drops, sends shards of glass flying everywhere and piercing everyone. however, while walking through the desert, a shard comes right near me but misses. being ruthless killing machines, the shard begins to chase me. i run and run, until finally i spot an oppurtunity. a rock! i pick t up and throw it at the shard, hitting it and shattering it into more shards, and in their rage begin chasing me again. how will i escape these things! well, a ufo comes and takes me with them. the shards follow and as the aliens begin to cunduct experiments they are all pierced by shards and killed. now, the shards being stuck prevents them from coming after me. but i dont know how to fly a UFO! damnit! well, im going to try. there are lots of buttons and dials. i push one. the ufo begins to land. i step outside-oh no! apparently we were in hyperspace while the aliens were dying. i am on an uncharted planet. fuck. well, now im running out of oxygen, goodbye!