Ways to Get Money FAST!

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Originally Posted by Pride

Okay, here's what you do.

You get a shit job that pays 5 bucks an hour and you work TEN HOURS A DAY!
You make 50 bucks a day and in 10 days (50x10) you make 500 bucks.
All in just a little over a week.
Well, it's not 4 days.. unless you work a better job but that's hard to find. Getting a job at all can take a long time too.
But if you do what I say and make 500 bucks, maybe your dude can hook you up with yet another similar deal though.. Just save the 500 bucks and wait for another opportunity like that.

BUT! While waiting.. Keep the job and continue to earn money!!!
You'll feel so good about yourself if you do that and your parents, friends, and family will respect you more and it will look very good when you apply for college in addition to better job opportunities in the future!
And when you finally get the weed, if you want you can just quit your job and sell weed and be the richest kid in school (or keep the job and do both and be insanely rich that you can buy a fuckin car).

nightprowler's idea sound's interesting, if it works then go for it.

Now, life is full of experiences.. some are worthless and you forget them.. others, like this for instance will STICK. For this case, this one little thing that will stick with you for life is: Do you want to forever remember that you pawned your lovable expensive drum set for drugs that will just run out like food. OR do you want to remember buying that fucking giant bag of weed purely out of JOB MONEY that you earned yourself the HARD way?! Every fuckin bowl you spark up will be so fuckin sweet you can taste it like a lions hungry teeth sinking into its virgin prey. And all for just 10 lousy days of work.

You know how many days are in the average human male life of say, 80 years?
29220 days.
Can't you use only 10 fucking days of your life working for 500 bucks?

It's up to you.. Sell your kit with a feeling of regret and pity and make 500 bucks for 1 day of work, OR
Work for 500 dollars honorablly for 10 days worth of work?


I wish I had a job at your age.. cause I never had a job and I'm gonna turn 20 so I have a shit resume.. no one wants to hire me..
Take my advice, it's very smart Jewish advice.
You gain tons of money, honor, and respect.
And please..
Have some fucking dignity..
..don't sell your drum kit for weed.

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Excellent post Pride. You sound like a good young man. And smart too.

I was stupid once and sold something that would have made me very rich today--------- had I not been stupid.
Regrets are tough to swollow and they follow you for life.:(

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Originally Posted by WeedGremblin

alright the reason I'm posting this is because im never going to do it again. From now on we'll just call him "Joe". Joe needed money really badly a few months ago so this is what he did.

He knew that paypal's terms did not cover "Intangible" items like ebooks,egold,or any type of online game accounts. So Joe went on ebay and found listings for World Of Warcraft accounts that were selling for large amounts. He found an account that was about to sell for over $700, and copied all the info in the listing as well as saved the picture of the character. The next day the auction for that account was over, so Joe started a listing that was identical to original, and put it up for a 1 day auction. Within 12 hours it was sold for $600 and the money was in his paypal account. Joe transferred the money to his bank account and he had the money in his hand in 2 days. Joe just told the buyer that he would not send the account details to him until the $ was in his hand.

About a week passes and the buyer realizes hes been scammed. So he sends lots of emails to joe but he never replies. Buyer then tries a paypal chargeback, but joe tells paypal that he sent the buyer his account, and the buyer is trying to scam joe. Joe also mentions to paypal that this is a WoW account and is an intangible item. A few days later paypal rules in Joes favor.

A month later joe does the same thing again but makes $700 this time. He does exactly the same thing as last time, but this time the buyer somehow found out joes home phone number. He calls alot, but after he gives the buyer the "run around" he stops calling. Paypal also finds Joe the winner of this chargeback.

Thats it. Just know that this can be risky and if youre going to use your own account with your own name attached to it, this is a stupid idea, and youll only win 2 buyer disputes tops.

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"Joe" is an asshole and a thief.:cursing:

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Originally Posted by WeedGremblin

You could dig up bodies and pawn tuxedos and maybe even find a few gold teeth, melt them down

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That is sick and immoral at the very least.:(

I just noticed your "banned" status. hmmm, imagine that.:p

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Originally Posted by lizzie on low

If the time frame is so short, you may not have much of a chance but to sell the drum kit.

Try selling stuff on Craigslist - You'll have the cash in your hand and ready to spend much faster than Ebay, in my experience. Also, ask family friends if they'd like a babysitter, have their lawn mowed, or hell, even their houses cleaned. You'd be amazed how many lazy-ass housewives will shell out for a little dusting and scrubbing.

Sorry that I can't tell you the secret that makes $500 appear in your hands instantly. However, if you'd like to learn, send a letter to me with a money order for $500. :-D

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If he came here and cleaned my house, took care of the lawn, helped in the gardens and did odd jobs, I'd pay him 500$
And it would be honest money for honest work. But it would be hard work too.

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Originally Posted by ShadowGate420

Thanks alot for the help guys, I really appreciate it. I have a risky plan that should get me the money but I cannot tell you guys at this point. I'll let you know if everything goes well come Monday night.

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Risky is not good. Risky means you could land in jail or be grounded til your 35.
Don't do it.
Geez, it's just weed. there will be more later.

mow lawns or get a job...

doing something stupid for weed is stupid... 98% of the people in jail are thier because of money related issues... so think before you do something and just do it the right way...

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Originally Posted by tootsie roll

That is sick and immoral at the very least.:(

I just noticed your "banned" status. hmmm, imagine that.:p

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yeah he got banned for racist comments'


have a good one:thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Jay Matix

mow lawns or get a job...

doing something stupid for weed is stupid... 98% of the people in jail are thier because of money related issues... so think before you do something and just do it the right way...

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So true:thumbsup: Money's the route of all evil!

Peace

Buddy

go to a chat room posing as a 14 year old girl, and you'll be swamped by messages from internet pedophiles--choose a provocative chat name. send them pictures of the 14 year old girl, and then they will want to do the cyber sex thing with you. Play along, as this will only add to the facade. when you have the pedophile hooked on you ( and it won't take much) , you can then arrange a meeting for sex. Being a 14 year old girl, you must advise the pedophile that he should not personally buy the plane ticket for you, but he should wire you the money through western union to your older brother, who always wanted you to meet a nice older man. get the test question and the sender's information. go to western union and tell them you would like to pick up the money using the test question and sender's information. then you get the money in your pocket, no questions asked.

keep pressing him for money, and eventually he will wire you the money for the airfare. you can keep hitting him up for money until he won't pay any more. this is a confidence scam and it works really well, and plus he is unlikely to report it to the authorities because he is soliciting sex to a minor.

to do this it takes talent. if you got the talent, you can get the money. it's a variation on a 419 romance scam; i find it works really well when messing with pedophiles. i've never scammed them out of money but i definately could have got a couple hundred if i would have pressed him hard enough. it's all about what they call "social engineering". tell them what they want to hear and they will give you what they want .