the what if game

Then i'd have cancer again.

What if you were the opposite sex?

Then shopping would appeal to me.

What if you were 3 ft. tall?

Id be good at giving head AND being a drink holder at the same time.

What if you were Tom Cruise?

I'd bitch-slap myself and go make Days of Thunder 2.

What if you lived in Africa?

I'd have aids and I would be adopted by Angelina Jolie.

What if you had an orgasm every timed you sneezed?

Haha. I'd have a thing of pepper around at all times.

What if Brad Pitt was your father ?

i'd be addicted to pepper
what if weed didn't get you high?

I'd be into incest.

What if you could have anything you wanted?

Then i would never be sad

what if u had a dick!

I'd be on webcam at 5am trying to show it to random girls....like all the people who have dicks.

What if you were homeless?