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Yeah, this really pisses me off:
I'll have weed and someone will say to me lemme roll a joint (of my shit!) I prefer smoking from my bubbler but all my friends just like joints. I try and conserve my weed but they don't understand/care. Also, I usually always have weed and some friends will never have it and just expect you to smoke them up. I just prefer to smoke by myself usually.
Some damn stoners need to learn to have a bit of respect and patience for their fellow stoners but I am happy with the majority of the stoners I know.
I hate it when people take a drag, and it burns half the joint. Then it tastes all nasty, and burns your lips. I only have one friend who does this, and by no fault of my own...I no longer toke up with him, lol!
I also hate people who rush me! Pass, pass toke, but don't get in a hurry...just chill, man! (Weed is plentiful)
I like to have tons of weed... so i will never let my buddys load a bowl. Never at my house. I pack it up all night long.
I dont like it when my friends barf after smoking.
How about drooling in the bong.....hate that. yuck
wet lipping the j yea yea, but i hate it when they start talking and talking and let it go out every time around. Dude just pass on it.
babysitting the bong/pipe/etc... can irritate me
I have one "friend" who can be a real dick about smoking a lot of the time. If you have bud, he'll ask to buy a gram from you. Reasonable enough. Well, then he asks if you'll drop what you're doing and drive across town to get it to him. Annoying, maybe, but it's a sale, right? Well, then he asks you to sell it to him at cost. That's about where I call bullshit.
What ensues is a string of insults; he calls you a bad pusher for not being able to deliver your product, a "cheap jew" for not selling at cost (I'm Jewish, too, which makes it that much lamer), and a bad friend for not wanting to help him out after all he's done for you.
Another thing I hate is when people drool into your bong. Seriously, this one guy was ripping it when we all see a fat string of drool dribbling into the bong off his lip. He didn't even notice it!
Finally, i don't like it when people make every session into a big hit competition. I mean, it really doesn't have to be about draining the bowl in one hit; just toke a reasonable amount and pass the bowl, damn!
One of my pet peeves is when people sink entire cones of YOUR weed when you're trying to save it for a while. Then you ask them not to chew through all your weed and they hassle you out and give you shit for bein 'stingy'. Fish lippin' sucks. And when you smoke someone out once, so everyday they see you they nag you for weed or ask you to get them a bag. Fucking annoying. Then if you don't throw your weed round they call you stingy. Fuckin' moochers.
Oh, shit.
One thing I hate are people that take the opportunity during any buzz -- marijuana and / or other means -- to act like a God damn fool. Especially the ones I can read like a fucking McDonald's dollar menu. It's one thing for your 'buddies' to call you over and smoke weed with them, but when it's your weed and you're taking bullshit from them a line will be crossed.
People who quadruple-fucking-toke [ as the name implies it's literally adopting the joint as opposed to the standard double toke babysitting ]. It's one thing for them to be a newb, but when they've been smoking longer than I have and I've better smoking etiquette -- you get my point. I occasionally catch them doing it out of the corner of my eye -- when they glance over at me seeing if I'm catching their double-toking. Can't stand watching them take like eight - ten fucking LONG hits that accumulate to about three minutes of MJ Time. Nothing worse than a couple of people that all want to adopt the fucking joint, and all working against each other with MY weed to achieve it.
Oh, and throw one of them getting into a deep conversation, maybe a phone call, and you won't see the fucking weed again. Whatever buzz you have is right there. Inconsideration.
I REALLY get pissed when they start accusing me of double toking, or making the joint run. Shit, motherfucker, it was HANDED to me like this. YOU TWO [ or three ] explain this shit! Can't tell you how many times I've just took my sack and walked the fuck out. They're all looking at me with this dumbfounded expression -- "What? Where you going, man?"
While we're on the topic. Also used to hate people that took advantage of my kindness -- and all those thinking of growing who think they can get away with letting one other pothead know should take heed to this warning..
A couple years back when I kind of started growing my first couple plants, my joint adopting cousin -- whom I confided in with my secret -- couldn't keep his fucking mouth shut. I mean, I even told the ass that I'd be giving him a quarter or so off the plant, or whatever I could spare to him at a cost of nothing. He must have selective hearing, because I'll be damned if not a week fucking later he told his old lady that I might give him some bud off of a couple plants I had growing. THEN, he gets the nerve to get pissed off at me for bringing up the fact he told his old lady; "No one. I want no one else knowing -- this is something I'd prefer be kept lower than Hell. Understand? I mean, you don't have to do shit -- spend nothing -- and you're getting free bud! WTF?"
Thankfully, as far as I know, no one else found out. But now that I'm older -- and a pinch wiser -- I know not to speak of growing. Chances are he told his brother, too. I believe he even mentioned something about it to me, something to the effects of, "How much you harvest? Got any more bud left?"
Kind of inevitable, and just kind of completely fucking annoying. I really can't get pissed off at my cousin now for opening his mouth then, but he should have respected my wishes instead of thinking he could take it into his own hands.
Anyone who uses marijuana as an excuse to act like a complete fucktard. You know what I mean.
there's been a couple of times that I have tried to grow and some me and my brother have tried.... anytime me and my brother did he told everyone.. yea that shit never ended up getting past 4 leaves... when i grow the first time itold the people i thought i could trust... they bring it up infront of peopl ei don't want knowing.... i haven't tried growing again, but i still get people asking me once in awhile "hey man, whatever happened ot that bud you were growing?" ... if i ever do grow again, well not if, when, me and the wife have arguments over me growing but i will do it someday...anyways, when i do.. i ain't telling a mother fucking soul.. not even my own brother (unless he's spending the week over here or something, theni might have to cuz he's gonna get curious when i keep disappearing off to the attic or something..)Quote:
Thankfully, as far as I know, no one else found out. But now that I'm older -- and a pinch wiser -- I know not to speak of growing. Chances are he told his brother, too. I believe he even mentioned something about it to me, something to the effects of, "How much you harvest? Got any more bud left?"
Kind of inevitable, and just kind of completely fucking annoying. I really can't get pissed off at my cousin now for opening his mouth then, but he should have respected my wishes instead of thinking he could take it into his own hands.