Fuckin scary experience

shiiit holmes i up in nebraska

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Originally Posted by Ousted

Uh huh...



Wow, thats somethin', go on...



hopefully, if he's lucky, he'll get a cool scar...



Wow, you scored weed from someone, you're really awesome...



Oh, Im sure he didnt want to, you seem so fucking awesome, Im sure he would have preferred to stay and smoke with you and your fellow tough-guy friends. Its not often you come across gems.



Well, he probably needs proof that he just smoked with the most awesome guy on earth. His friends would never believe him.



LMFAO! Ahhhh, your friend has a gift for comedy. *wipes tear*



Your friend sounds really brave. I wish I were brave enough to risk going to prison for chips. I guess I dont like chips as much as your friend, though.
He must be a thinker, your friend.



I knew this chap was a thinker...and that he likes chips.


Oh, like when you're on a date and wanna put your arm around your lady, kinda stretching?
So not only is your friend a comedic genius, brave and a thinker, he's also got "the moves."

He almost sounds more awesome than you....

almost...



That strategy was pure brilliance. Congratulate your friend for me on his fine work. Did he need to draw up a blueprint for his brilliant scheme or is he able to keep the complexities of it all upstairs? Being the thinker he appears to be I would assume the latter.
In fact, your friend's plan was so inspiring to me that I feel he deserves a cool bandit/outlaw name that I'll take upon myself to coin for him: "Snatchy"
I think it will catch on.



Did you take notes on your friend's robbery? Think you might be the next 'Snatchy'? Or are you one of those guys with standards who would rather make a robbery worth your while...like snatching up a handful of Bazooka Gum and some choice Hostess snacks to go with your chips?
I mean, c'mon, why be one-dimensional, like your friend 'Snatchy' there?



Fucking Indian crackheads. Who does that clown think he is telling the most awesome guy on earth what to do? Like he has respect for others well-being or something and as if he couldn't give 2 shits for the likes of 'Snatchy's' accomplice? He is a crackhead. Anyone who doesnt see right away just how awesome you are is nothing short of one in my book.



Im confused. You have no problem taking on almost 2 guys (with knives) for every one among your little posse, but 1 crackhead indian with a knife makes you puss out?

Maybe you're not as awesome as I thought....




Yeah, fucking crackhead Indian trying to show you what happens to stupid people as if you were one of them, ha! The nerve of some folks.



I would have kept ya. Put you behind a velvet rope and charged people to come take a look at "the most awesome guy on the planet!!!" Then when the novelty of the attraction wore off I'd donate you to science so you can be studied in a controlled environment.

If those kooky scientists could figure out a way to bottle awesomeness in a jar...



Wait...you have a prior for being an accomplice? I take it the person who committed that particular crime must not have been on the level of brilliance 'Snatchy' is.



Anyway, thanks for sharing your wicked awesome story with all of us. I would have never known how wicked badass, wicked hard, and wicked awesome you are otherwise. Keep on strivin Most Awesome Guy on earth, and maybe someday you wont be just the accomplice. I know you have it in you to be more and maybe even have your own coined bandit name. Like 'Dipshit.' Thats a good one.

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This quite possibly is the funniest post i have ever read in this forum. How long did it take you to come up with all that comedic genius?

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Originally Posted by tylerkane

just was looking at some statistics BUD.
btw, http://www.city.saskatoon.sk.ca/ , pretty nice town you live in.

i wish i knew everything about the world, cause if i did.. i wouldnt have to take 2 more years of history.
i dont give respect to complete fucking idiots. sorry.
wait.. iraq isnt inside the united states?
i seriously never knew that, really

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Calm down.

Quite honestly, everyone -- why would he lie about something so trivial? I mean, if he wanted to lie, he could've made his story a lot cooler. For instance, the 15 guys all pull out guns, so naturally Sent decides to kick some dudes hand, steal the gun and hold their friend hostage, making the fools drop their weapons, only for him to shoot them all and become a hero.

A little bit cooler, don't you think?

This one time I fought off an army of crusading ninjas that were trying to spread The Watchtower for Jehovah's Witness.

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Originally Posted by STDzRus

This one time I fought off an army of crusading ninjas that were trying to spread The Watchtower for Jehovah's Witness.

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Pales into comparison to last night where I was working at my local gasstation, and two hooded black men come in with a gun pointed to me and ask for the goods, so I calmy dropped my pants and they were satisfied enough that they just flat out left, feeling the reward of seeing my cock outweighed the risk of being put in jail for years for armed robbery. Worked out well for both parties, actually. :stoned:

:stoned: Lets go smoke this bowl together Kornstar that is fucking hillarious.

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Originally Posted by KoRnStaR

Calm down.

Quite honestly, everyone -- why would he lie about something so trivial? I mean, if he wanted to lie, he could've made his story a lot cooler. For instance, the 15 guys all pull out guns, so naturally Sent decides to kick some dudes hand, steal the gun and hold their friend hostage, making the fools drop their weapons, only for him to shoot them all and become a hero.

A little bit cooler, don't you think?

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but too unbleive able

his story is soo fucking bullshit its obvious it makes no sense how a random indian turns up with a knife lmao

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Originally Posted by STDzRus

:stoned: Lets go smoke this bowl together Kornstar that is fucking hillarious.

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You know I'd be down with that. Interestingly enough, I live in a suburb of Indianapolis.

i dont get it anyway,why the chuff would you want to be ghetto.that shit isnt cool.96% of the "gangstas" from the ghetto are super pussies,who would pull out a gun in a quick second rather than fight you.so if you're pretending you fit right in with the gangstas from the hood.

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Originally Posted by KoRnStaR

You know I'd be down with that. Interestingly enough, I live in a suburb of Indianapolis.

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Damn that isn't far, my sister live in a suburd of Indy too, don't really remember wehre. We should gather sometime and smoke out.

Just don't try nothing on me. Like throwing a cheeseburger at me and running off or something. (based on a true story)