McCaulay Culkin

McCauley Caulkin always appreciates a loyal fan. McCauley Caulkin believes you bought the home alone box set right? ya the kid in home alone 3 (Alex Linz is the name) single handedly ruined the million dollar home alone franchise that McCauley Caulkin built, he simply didnt posses the same amazing acting skills, boyish good looks, and irressistable charm that the great McCauley Caulkin has

no, the movie was not the same w/ out the one who started it off!!!! he was not as funny and was not as good as a child actor! why did they do that, they should not of even done that and they should have called that movie something else, not a part of the home alone movies!!! my son does not even like that one, he likes the 1st one the best, but when movies have 2nd parts to them, the 1st one is always the best, i think! my son is 6, it is funny, he loves the part where he puts the aftershve on his face, also my x, his fathers name is Kevin, so he always makes jokes to his dad about that, haha

Funny ass posts Caulkin. :D

i mean cmon lol to me its funny shit, some random guy pretending to be mcauley bloody culkin for some reason, he could of impersonated anyone but he chose a drugged out,washed up, possibly molested former child actor who was on top of the world 15 years ago but is now reduced to straight-to-video b movie crap and court appearances defending the greatest freak of our time.
whoa im stoned out of my brain but IF, IF it is actually him hes lived a pretty fucking weird life, and we should cut him some slack, bloody hell its pretty dangerous for famous ppl to come on public forums cause any mod could trace his IP, that can lead to all kinds of shit.
but hes probably a she, a spectacle wearing chinese exchange student in pink slippers eating a box of a noodles in a shared dorm listening to britney spears, giggling over the latest pictures of brad pitt sunbathing in barbados.
or probably not, i need to quit smokin for a while.....

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Originally Posted by McCauley Caulkin

McCauley Caulkin apologizes for not addressing this earlier....

crappy celeb? McCauley Caulkin is the ultimate child actor turned adult, McCauley Caulkin has paved the way for other child actors like the olsen twins, Elijah Wood, cory feldman, lindsey lohan, and many many more. Without McCauley Caulkin there to show them how its done, those ppl would be nothing.

not the real Caulkin? you will be sorry you said that when judgement day comes and McCauley Caulkin will send you to the gates of hell for being a non believer. yes its true, women want me, men want to be me, but make no mistake, you are in the e-presence of the one and only McCauley Caulkin.

funny? the words of McCauley Caulkin should not be taken for jokes, McCauley Caulkin's words should be written down and studied for all eternity and used as a guide for raising your children. By doing so, your child will also become a great child actor and rule the universe just like McCauley Caulkin.

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LOL! I have a 24 hour sleep and look what happens

I persoanly think the wooman is more annoying then McCauley Caulkin the wooman has been a member for 2 months and already has posted 560 times the dude doesent shut up

i can't believe u guys are still talkin about this guy.....and i agree with the last statement^^^^^^^^^