really enjoyed that sugar cane piece.
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really enjoyed that sugar cane piece.
Thank you. Partner and I enjoyed it too. All except the bleeding part. And the crashing part. And wandering around with two black eyes, and having all my friends laugh, and ask "you tuned you up?" wasn't much fun either. So I should say partner had fun, me...not so much.Quote:
Originally Posted by steezyd
But Shit happens. The work we did there remains. The hard stuff is done. Give me 6 hours on a Sunday, and 120 starts, and the job will be done. See batch 2 failure a few posts back. That screwed that pooch. I don't have the keikis.
However......story time.
I thought I was done with the seeds. These came to me from a friend of a friend. They fell out of the sky. An experimental batch. I will not identify these, I was asked not to...so they will be called Brand X.
I'm sure the creator is reading this, Great germination rate. @3% duds. Start the clock.
So I now have enough to justify a cane run. Barely.
Now before you get your panties all in a wad...
Oooh good! OH is going to bleed again!!...
We will NOT be going in Friday afternoon. We will go in Sunday evening...when it's quiet. If we do this right, the deed will take an hour, and it won't even be worth a post.
Oh come on now, ya really think we believe that you cant make a post out of this:yeahright:. Il bet more people hit this thread then any iv seen lately, we just luv your paint:rastabanna:drying. Its that :greenthumb: we like to see of yours and im not sure about everyone else, but i come here everyday:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by oldhaole
I think anyone that has read the last thread is on top of this one and just because you dont have monsters out doesn't make your threads anymore less ''Titts'':thumbsup:and the nice one's that look at the moon kind too!:lol5:
So do us that thing you do:computerlove1:so when i move next door some day, you wont have to explain how to grow the good stuff on that big rock your on:S3:.
And this needs to be put with thread #1 and become a Sticky, its as good if not better then that trinobil<guess sp, but ya all know the thread. Its in the indoor called ''sealed room'', but these blow it away. It should be in the Advance Techniques section, perfect fit:detective1:
See Ya bro:rasta:
Of course you're right. If I can scrape a log out of this weak year, just think what I could do, if all...or at least most...of my plants didn't have balls.
Who cares? I'll get what I need out of this season. Any idiot can make seeds. I got it covered.
But I gotta tell you. I'd rather have monsters.
And Thank You for saying all that nice stuff....if you're expecting the zinger...there is none.... Thanks to all that follow this madness....
I'm going to cry....Let's all join hands and sing Kumbya....NOT....
KAABOOM!!!
3 AM....It's here early. First Kona storm of the season. It was pounding Kauai yesterday, so it wasn't unexpected. Brought all the starts in last night. I was ready.
So BFD... you guys have them every other week. But you don't have your plants outside. In a gulch. That occasionally flows. The storm is kinda wide so it will be raining for a while. There actually expecting snow on the Big Island. Welcome to Hawaii. Enjoy the snow.
I'm running on fumes... A couple of post ago Stomper asked what makes a good grow log, My name was mentioned, and that made it totaly inappropriate for me to answer, so I will do so now, burried at the bottom of this thread.
I grow log, to me, is a place I can record events in the grow. If it's entertaining or not, it's for the author. After almost a lifetime of medication, I tend to forget a lot of stuff. What I do, when I do it, and why.
Others can follow along, ask questions, and hopefuly not make the same mistakes twice. All of us are working toward the same goal.
If you are horribly bent, like me, let her rip, Then you get either pathetic, or entertaiment. Gotta take a chance sometime. The worst that can happen is people tell you to STFU. I'm married...Like I haven't heard that before.
End of sermon.
OK here some shitty pics of my shitty plants, before the shitty rain floods the shitty gulch and washes them into my neighbors yard.
1) T/S 1st batch. so far virgin, will use her for breeding other batches.
2) Batch 3. Look how desperate I am to see something without balls. I've got holes double planted, praying for girls.
3) T/S whore. I'm watching seeds swell. Slut.
4) The two middle ones are the Jack seeds. The rest are batch 3. Some girls would be nice. So far, my grow has been like a bad Porno movie...too many balls. Not enough pu....you know what I mean.
5) T/S This is what a 90 day wonder should look like. It's a reject. It didn't have the height I wanted. So I didn't breed it. But you can bet your left nut I will smoke it.
It is now light, so I wandered down to the gulch. A few undelared plant were on the ground, but no flood. Just minor stuff. Easy fixes.
A plan emerges...partner just called. He is rained out. No job today. So today becomes Kief day. We only have like 8 boxes of bottom buds to shake. Now we have a worthless day to do it on....Got lemons?... make lemonade.
"4) The two middle ones are the Jack seeds. The rest are batch 3. Some girls would be nice. So far, my grow has been like a bad Porno movie...too many balls. Not enough pu....you know what I mean."
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. before i got this post started, i jus had to laugh at this one....
any ways, so i did what u told me. i threw 3 seeds into that hole i dug up.. i had a total of 5 plants, the midget (hope no one feels offended by that term) i was talking about, which is my 1st plant. the og kush that i started 2 weeks ago that i put into a pot about a week n a half ago. and i put the 3 sprouts into that hole. meanwhile, DLNR was snooping around my forest, yes i said my forest. i dont care if it belongs to the state, i claim that territory.LOL! :rasta: they were saying something about suspicious activities in the neighborhood!!! no way are they gonna trace it back to me though. this is like a game of chess, im 2 steps ahead of them, and im doing investigations of my own.. i mean c'mon now this is my neighborhood. do they really think i wont notice a guy that isnt my neighbor walking his dog. or a van that practically has a sign that says 'this is an undercover van' (not literally speaking but you know what i mean dont you?)
anywho... so they did some snooping around in my forest, and they dug up the hole, well atleast i think they found it, it wasnt completely destroyed but it looked like someone was snooping around that general area and i know it was the DLNR. i seen tracks i didnt leave, and the hole looked like, well it didnt look dug up, but the ferts i put ontop was swooshed around. i have a pretty good photographic memory and i know it wasnt how i left it..
well, i think theres still a chance that the seeds are still in there, ive still been watering it everyday, for about a week now, just incase they are late sprouts..
but even if the plants got ripped, the good thing is i still got the midget that should be ready to harvest in maybe 2 weeks, the og kush, which is in a 3rd hiding spot, i check on her eerday (well i hope its a her) shes doin good, and growing pretty fast. damn them ferts are working wonders! and im glad they didnt find everything!
even better i still got 4 seeds, and 10 more on the way that my friend still owes me! if in another week the seeds dont sprout through the soil, then imma put 3 more into the hole. i figure, if DLNR already ripped it, they prolly wont think im dumb enough to use the same hole. well guess what, im so dumb it makes me smart. bwahahahahahahaha! well atleast i hope so.. they havent been around since.....
well actually let me give you a discription of my forest, then ill continue with the DLNR story... starting from my houst theres about 20 yards till the trees start, where the trees start theres a cliff, the cliff goes down about 50 ft, (not a straight drop but pretty steep) and this little valley at the bottom is about 50 yrsd from my side of the cliff to the other side, there are houses on the other side, but theres a lot of trees blocking direct view from my side, so you cant really see the plants from there, i already checked.. at the very top part of the hill on the other side of the valley theres a mantion (sp?) with a ginormous back yard, now you know how i say my forest, well the guy that ownes this house can literally and legally say his forest. on the realz!
any ways back to DLNR topic. with that discription... i havent seen them snooping around my neighborhood since the plants were ripped, about 2 weeks ago, however the mantion i was speaking of has a parking structure that is at the end of his side of the cliff, and there was another UC truck this time about 5 days ago... this is what there saying... "where gonna get this guys, where on to whoever is planting in our forest" LOL. heres what im saying at the same time... "no no no no. im on to you guys, im staying low profile about this shit and doing my own investigations. you wont catch me, like i said.. game of chess, im letting you guys think your on to something. but trust and beleive. im 2 steps ahead!" that was the last time i seen them.
so basic summery. i had 5 plants. some dick head people that work for the state took 3 (good thing i still got 2 and they didnt find those) in a week imma plant 3 more and have 5 again... then the next week imma harvest 1 have 4.... you guys get the picture!
well OH! hows this so far for my first season?! and the learning started... and continues! cant wait till i become pro like you :thumbsup: get giant harvests and look like this :stoned: after i reap my plants. hahaha. well that and i cant wait to get legal too...
again, tips are welcome!! thanks in advanced, and thanks for taking the time to read this boring story of mines!
Of all the officials you DON"T want to mess with DLNR is the worst. They're mostly wanabes.... Guys that did not make the cut to become cops...Cops kinda look down on them. So they have something to prove.
They also have a radio, and a gun, and with one call can bring a world of shit down on your head. DO NOT play games with them.
One of their favorite tricks is waiting at the trailhead, and harassing pig hunters after the hunt. Is that gun legal? let's run the #s. are your dogs licienced? Any chickenshit violation. Some of the smarter ones wander into the forest, because hunters know that trick, and stash the illegal stuff before they emerge. If the area you live in has such a trailhead, that's probably what they are doing. I don't think they give a rats ass about your grow, but you had better be safe, so remember...... its their forest.
That big hole you dug? See? That doesn't work. You can't hide it. Never replant a ripped hole. They will come back, ooooorrrrr they have their own crop in the area.
From all the comotion you describe, there may be something going on in your neighborhood, but It ain't about you. Unless you have some side job going that your not telling us about. That doesn't mean you can't become collateral damage though.
I've already told you this, and proved it to be true. If your not legal, you want to go small. In pots. Very well hidden. No trails. And you're watering too much. If you have strawberry guava growing, you USUALLY have the natural rainfall for weed.
You have a couple of safe spots...with all the rain we just had, forget about them for a week. A plant doesn't need you staring at it to grow. Once it becomes established. Leave it alone!
If you want something to do, safely figure out a way down that cliff and finds great spots you can stash a pot or a plant. Don't get greedy, one here, one there. But remember, there are 10 guys in the houses on the other side of the ridge that have the same ideas as you. Chess anyone?
Crack your seeds in a paper towel. Do your starts in small pots. Just like I do. Protect them until they are big enough to live on their own. Then move them to pots and stash them. Stay away from the forest. Stick to the scrubland. I've already given you that speach.
Once again, when you're ready to do this the right way get legal....never thought I hear myself say that.
If you think a set up like mine is cheap....wrong answer. And it took almost a lifetime to get it to where I want it. But that's the difference between legaly growing on your land, vs not. Too bad Oahu stopped growing sugar. We could have turned you loose there.
Friday we had the first Kona storm of the Winter. As storms go this was minor, but it dropped 5 inches of rain over 48 hours. A great slow rain, perfect.
On a rainy day i have two choises. I can let the wife of my youth boss me around....or....I can bail to my partners house and spend the day making kief...I wonder....
So kief it is.
After long season, you have a lot of bottom buds that just don't meet standards. You also may have a plant or two that just doen't float your boat. So I took that with me too.
You can also, and should shake your leaves. The final product will not be as good, and have more of a green color.
So we shook a half lb or so of crap. Took about 3 hours. The other three were spent sampling product.
Pic 1) the shaker
Pic 2) the days work
Pic 3) quality....white is better...way way better.
Just love the CF Chronicles OH?..like so many I look forward to the next chapter.
As popular as they are with the C.com audience, they appear to be viewed and applauded across the islands. I know that the last time I visited the islands the most repeated phrase that I heard from the locals was ??go haole go?. :D
So as one of thousands?I chant:
go haole go !
go haole go !
go haole go !
Looking forward,
HMR
Just love the CF Chronicles OH?..like so many I look forward to the next chapter.
Thank you....I think. Maybe next Friday, an hour before payday, We'll attack the mill, do some donoughts around the big bosses car, maybe kick his door in, and see how many workers will chase us. Then my partner and I can have a contest to see how many of those workers we can wreck out....one can dream....see.... I've given this some thought. :D
As popular as they are with the C.com audience,
That makes me happy.
they appear to be viewed and applauded across the islands.
That doesn't. Its an island. I would like to keep a low profile....Kinda blew that idea up....Oh well...
Now... about that chant....sorry to be the one to tell you... You missed a few words....Understandable.
It's not Go haole go
It's "Fuckin' go, haole go home". Only real good tippers hear the version you did.
Consider yourself lucky...It's that Aloha spirit you hear so much about. :mad:
By the way, there is a taste of the canefield comicals (not a mistake) in Part one. Right at the beginning. The fields are my insurance policy. One should pay off depending on rainfall. Dry year like this one...house paid off, cane sucked wind. Wet years like the one comming up, the cane works, while I fight the mold wars here at the house. So I'm just covering my bases. Once a decade, both pay off. :D Once a decade, neither work. :(
Maybe next year I will do two logs....The cane comicals and a house log. I know guerilla grows are frowned upon here, and it is a very small nitche grow.
So it's not like you will learn anything....but it could be a rush. It could also be horribly boring.
The donor of my last batch of seeds will be curious, I'll keep a breeder here, but the rest go to the cane. I also have some Diesel starts with no place to go too either. So there's a good chance there will be a small scale cane comical this short season...stick with it.
:cool:Sticking.
Weeze