Come on...say it...

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Originally Posted by NoosaHeads

when I was a teenager there was a girl who lived in the same neighbourhood.
every quite often in the middle of the night. she'd Jump through my window and Fuck my brains out.
and just leave again..
every now and then I'd have a Mate come over and sleep in my bed and id take the couch just to suprise Them And Her...lmao the good old days...

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Man your house must have been a popular overnight destination.

Ever even learn her name?

Renea God I dont think I could ever forget....lol....

My friends and i had certain nights where we would have a contest on who could bring the nastiest chick back to the barracks. We called it hoggin night and boy was it fun...some women can be talked into anything. :D

No offence, nothing but love to all the women out there. :cool:

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Originally Posted by smokingskeleton

Where do you live???

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Yes, that's correct, Iowa. Smack dab in the middle of the USA. Corn capitol of the world. Why you wanna come fullfill my fantasy?

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Originally Posted by DonnieDarko

My first sexual experience was at age 3. My teenage baby sitter made me put my fingers in the "horsey's mouth". Horsey appeared from the bathroom after she dropped her drawers. If I had one wish, I'd wish to meet this chick (now approx 60 yo).

No trauma, or bad effects, I just want to see if she remembers.

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did horsey start to neigh with joy? :D

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Originally Posted by EverydayJunglist

Sometimes i sit on my hands for like 20 minutes until they turn numb.And then i masturbate.I call it a stranger.

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quit stealin shit from gone in 60 seconds lol!

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Originally Posted by 5HT

did horsey start to neigh with joy? :D

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LOL, that's exactly what she'd do !!! She'd make the horsey noises without moving her lips !!!! God's honest truth.

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Originally Posted by adh endo

my first sexual experience started in the boot of a car with a chick id just met lying on top of me cos the car was overloaded by several extra than the car carried.
i was 17.
but ive never had a decent frequent sexual relationship with any particular chick

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Whoa! I wanna know more about this one!!!

Im on a roll tonight in this board! (im bored as hell) So, first kiss with a girl was 6 (im a guy by the way if u didnt know) that wastn big cuz i was 6 come on i still thought they had cooties. First sexual experience outside my aunts and uncles (i was molested as a child. Pretty much y i take anti-depressants if you read my other thread) was 12. Ive got a ton if you are really intrested.
john

Originally Posted by EverydayJunglist
Sometimes i sit on my hands for like 20 minutes until they turn numb.And then i masturbate.I call it a stranger.

Slipknotpsyco
quit stealin shit from gone in 60 seconds lol!

Dude, that is from chappelle show or however you spell his last name. Have you ever given yourself a stranger? YAYYYYYY!