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Shake, I been dead man walkin' for awhile.
Weez was s'pose kinda help me along, but opted instead just to kick my ass. :asskick:
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Think the board looks like this. Better double check--dog's acting "guilty."
Whoops, Weez moved again, killed my bishop.
R.I.P., Padre. Your secrets are safe with Hermie the Discreet.
Board's not right....
Mrs. Hermie has been putting weez' pieces back on the board. And the dog is pushing them around. I will get to the bottom of this. Talk about no respect....
Traitors!
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Up to W's last move.
I'd have to take his rook with mine, next.....
Gotta run, work and all.....
WORK!? :eek: Dude! there's no call for that kine language.Quote:
Originally Posted by DreadedHermie
Tryin' ta give a lazy guy da willies?
Aloha,
Weeze
I guess the scent of Albacore got transferred to my chessmen. :food10:
Little shortbus doggy gotta nose 'em around if I leave the board on the coffee table like a normal family might. Moved the chessboard to my already cluttered desk, should be safe there, if I can find it.
So,
Let's do that, if you're game. I'm so severely screwed at this point a sane person would concede, I think. :tin foil hat: If you spot me that rook, at least I can attempt to keep fighting. My understanding is that you're interested in the "end game," at which we have clearly arrived. Shame to come all this way for an auntie-climax. :DQuote:
Or, heck let it stand I don't really need 2 rooks here.
BTW, interesting work you're doin' schoolin' the noob-it-all's on the "physics and chemistry are an annoyance and I shall deny them" site. Talk about "poo on pearls."
But I have something to console you. I'll double the distance from the top of the post. Should make it only 25% as intense.....:lol5:
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:DYes, please.Quote:
Originally Posted by DreadedHermie
I'll have two,
Hold the poo.
Yah, Once I realized it was a grey matter density problem, I bailed.
Ya just can't fix that
Might's well try an' explain ethics,
to a cat.
Now we have a similar "defendant" ranting about Chloramine in tap water.
I'm testing it, in case there's any foundation in fact.
It's comforting to know that kids will always be, well, kids.
I not only "knew" everything when I was Nineteen, I was the first person to discover it all.:rolleyes:
Ok. Back to da killing floor.
Now this get more interesting.:cool:
Knight to Queens 4
W.
Weezard, perhaps subconsciously you are hesitant to explain your strategies to me, figuring they might be self-evident to most dolts wandering your average shopping mall. Your fabled patience and beneficence prevent you from hurting my feelings, right?
At this point it is fight-or-flight for me. A fairly pure expression of "zard," actually: that little cluster of neurons capping the spinal cord. Sun Tsu no gonna be impressed with my battle plans. So I will explain my "thinking" and you can critique as you punish. At least this makes me the active party in exposing my foolishness.
So: P to QB-4 moves that piece out of jeopardy, threatens your knight, and is prolly my best bet at getting a pawn to the back row, whatever ya call that. Gotta deal with your downrange pawn eventually, but I'll deal with that if I survive for long enough.
So it is: P to QB-4
Kn -Qb5
Just to keep him alive.
The knight has become important here.
He attacks indirectly and is hard to pin down.
Gave up a 2 move time advantage so, I'll need Horsie to survive.
It's much more even now and I'll be kept busy with your pawns.
You have the advantage of not being a machine.
Machines are easy in the end game.
I think you know what you need to do now.
And yes, I did think my motives were obvious.
No wanna patronize.:D
Weeze
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Knight to Queens 4
You could get to Queen's Knight 5...my pawn's on your Qb5 already (my Qb4, right?) , unless the dog's figgered out how to get up onto this desk and is snuffling at my army again.Quote:
Kn -Qb5