what is your oddest encounter while high?

Every New Year's I get blazed and drunk with a particular group of tight friends. The first time we did it, we were all 16 and we were over at my friend's house, and his parents were downstairs. Some of the people were getting drunk in the other room, but me and like 3 others were at it making a makeshift bong and smoking an ounce. I packed, so I hit first, but right after I inhaled, the dude's Dad walked in. I shoved the bong behind my back, but dude's dad stayed in the room for like another minute. Meanwhile, I have about a lung and a half of harsh smoke. As his Dad turned around to leave, I had to let it out. Good thing he didn't turn around again, he was a strict mofo. We ended up getting blazed as helll that night.:stoned:

Well this wasn't odd but it was one hell of a buzz kill.

Some odd years back Me and my cousin were setting out in my pickup smoking and listening to some music at about midnight. My dad comes out yelling at us about being lazy and everything and makes us go inside and keeps yelling till he finally thinks we've had enough and he goes back to bed.

The worst part was we had just built a big ass dog pen that day and didnt finish until 9 that night.

It wasnt odd but fuck it ruined my high.

I have enjoyed all the posts. Thanks to everyone, hope the readers have liked..

me and my friend were smoking in the woods (this is like when we were 16 or 17) we were pretty high, and then we started talking about how there had been coyote sightings in the area (this is pretty close to a city) and then we started getting all paranoid and scared at every chipmunk or leaf falling....then we were goin up this little hill and we hear pitter patter of something walking....something running (oh god what the fuck is that!?) oh my god its close! our hearts are goin a million beats per minute....then over the hill comes what we thought was a coyote....we saw it and just fucking DOVE down the hill and started rolling...i rolled into a ditch type thing and covered my head with my arms....then i heard a voice say "come here girl" and looked up and some dude came over the hill calling his husky dog...me and my friend, although still shooken up laughed so hard...the dude musta thought we were crazy....i will never forget that

anouther time a few of us were coming home from a bar and we were smoking..it was like 2am, draggin my feet and i accidently stepped on a pack of matches and they ignited....i thought that i had burst into flames for no reason like spontaneous combusted and i freaked the FUCK out....my friends had a good laugh

Have to say, one of the best threads i have ever read on this site, thanks a bunch all of you. i am crying i am laughing so hard.
"hows the parents?" lol..."live in the same place?" rofl
keep them comming, gonna keep an eye on this thread.
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Well heres mine kind like alot of all of yours but, back in the day before the steal bombers were well know (85-93) we used to see em all the time. THey use military bases to test their stealthyness, well now we see and do not see the strngest fuking things here. These invisible blimps have been spoted, but even more so thier seveilance equipment can sometimes come out on wire less security cameras, or audio can be herd when their is nuthing their. I know its hard to swollow but we saw the big wings in the sky way before anyone eles and now we still see and hear the new things. Kinda fuks with you when you know your the only thing bumping in the night.

The thread has hit 4 pages.. great stories keep them coming.

So i was at this party up at college, was drinking and i was pretty drunk, and of course i was chiped as hell from some nuggets. So some kid is there sellin mushrooms and he had one cut left and i was like yea ill get that, so drunk as i am i put it in a Dixie cup and just down it without thinking., [this was like A LOT of dust/crystals BTW]. My friend had just taken them to so i was like good ill have someone to trip with....WELLLL my girl [at the time] was like lets go back to our dorms [when i lived in the dorms at the time] so i was like ok [not tripping yet] got back and she falls asleep, im awake for the next 6 or so hours tripping...that was the "get you up to speed" part now heres the experience...

So layin next to her i get up, turn on the TV and its this Civic Hybrid commercial, heres the Civic Hybrid Commercial on youtube.com. So im tripping my balls of at this point watching this commercial like, WOWWW, then the show comes on which is the episode of Futurama when bender makes him self outta wood on this island where old out of date robots are and he builds a ship outta wood, anywayz i thought it was like the yellow submarine or something haha. SO after that i look into a mirror and i can see the reflection in my eye ball of the mirror and i feel like my reflection is gunna grab me or something then i get this call from my friend thats tripping down at the house i was partyin at like, "They got glow sticks taped to the ceiling fan and turned it on, it looks crazy you gotta get down here" sooo im like "yeah ill be down there". I leave the room see this kid on his cell phone in the hallway and in my head it looked like he was drunk laughin and everything so im like YEAHH HEY MAN WHATS UP, he stops his conversation looks at me and is like "umm hey" obviously NOT fucked up at all, so instantly im like SHIT, i probably look crazy as hell so i try and play it off like, "umm nothing, just drunk" He's like where were you partyin at, i was just like at my boys crib [and immediately i felt so uncomfortable cuz im tripping my face off and this dude is like interrogating me, so it felt]. So i get outside and people were walkin around still [it was like 2am] and some shadows were moving fast and real slow. I got into my car, touched the FREEEZING cold steering wheel [cuz it was dead winter], pull out of the parking lot, get about 4 yards, turn around and park my car right back where i pulled out, i was just thinking, theres NO WAY IN HELL I CAN DRIVE, so im sitting in my car with it off in the cold for 10 minutes tryin to pull myself together enough that i can make it back in the dorm without looking crazy. I look out the window and i see a bunch of people just laughin SOOO HARD, and i feel like they are laughin at me so i immediately just look forward, then i decide to get out of the car and when i do, there is no one outside...i get back into the room and finish my night lookin at crazy shit and watching tv, but theres was a little more things that happened but those are the best parts, i was tripping crazy hard

Wow, i didnt even realize i typed that much, hes a shorter blaze story
So if anyone knows the college in Western PA, [USA] called Slippery Rock University, i was visiting up there and theres these woods, i actually found pictures of it on youtube.com Kennedys Mills, think it also goes by Frew Mills. Its this ladies private property she died tho, but in order for her kids to get it passed to them she said you have to keep it open to the public tho, so its private property so cops cant just go back there, but its open to the public so its always filled with Hippies and people camping/partying/swimming..etc there. Anywayz we go down there, get real high and meet this like 40 year old dude thats camping in the middle of these woods by himself, so we chill with him and my friend is like you should come chill and smoke with us back in the dorm room, [cuz my boy was ALWAYS blazing it up in his dorm room, no smoke alarms[heat sensors] and he was on the top floor. So we chill with this dude just talkin about crazy stuff tho i cant recall much of what we talked about, but dude was cool as shit and im glad i met him. He was like one of those kinda people youd shy away from talkin to if you saw them like on the street or something, but he was cool as hell and loved to blaze and just conversate

This past summer I worked on my uncles cattle ranch. so he has everything that you could ask for in order to make being a ranch hand easy. He had many mule atvs, 4 wheelers and old trucks that he let me drive around on the land. All summer long me and a few buddies would go and explore the land in these vehicles all the while smoking j after j.

anyways, after getting blitzed, we all decided to go down a trail that we had not been down before, way out in the middle nowhere. We rode around and eventually came to a dead end, so i put the vehicle in reverse and try to back my way out, when all of a sudden we hear POP WHOOOOOOOOSH. one of the tires had rolled over a small sharp stump and there was no spare. we get out to investigate and we find the hole in the tire that the air was rushing out of. we just kind of ran around he vehicle for a minute trippin out (much too high for that situation) when my friend comes up with a solution, or so he thought. He jabs a stick into the hole in the tire thinking that it would stop the leak..... it did in fact slow down the leak, and for the moment we were all relieved thinking that we had been saved, until we realized that we were just really high and a stick would not do the trick. so we take the stick out and the hole is about 2 sizes larger. so then i tell them that im just going to drive it back to the barn and that i will come back and get them with one of the trucks. so, i tell the boys to wait there while i drive the atv back to the barn, my reasoning was that their added weight would cause the air to come out faster than it already was. So i leave them there in the 100 degree heat while im am high as hell racing back to the barn, basically riding the rim all the way there. everything ended up good, but man, it was a trip....