Just for fun, Try this!

today i licked a hooker for being a loser....:(

Haha!! yeah grazi yours was classic :D LOL CJ it could be worse i suppose :p

I fucked a dog because im a loser

i licked your mom because i was wasted. well the beer googles were on and she said your dad can't make her cum no more

dude you could have a posh wank, no mess

i blew an orange because i have a huge penis.

....i like oranges.