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no you stand at a podium trying to tell us the 'truth' and everybody except a few members just throws lettuce heads at you. haha. then I'll pass you a joint and and you can tell me some story about how to become jesus.Quote:
Originally Posted by PureEvil760
Well I don't know about a podium... more like a city intersection, with lunatics wearing sandwich boards yelling the TRUTH from every street corner... but the lettuce heads are great, lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by 40oz
If we're going to do a movie, there have to be some action scenes.
NEGOTIATOR #1: Please, don't kill those hostages! What are your demands?
CRIMINAL #1: I demand $200,000 cash and a helicopter to Mexico in one hour or I'll start shooting some people!
NEGOTIATOR #1: I'm not sure I can do that for you, but I'll see what I can do.
CRIMINAL #2: Make it quick. We're serious here! Don't fuck with us!
NEGOTIATOR #2: Hey, I got a joint. You want to smoke?
NEGOTIATOR #1: Yeah, definitely. This shit is stressing me out.
CRIMINAL #1: Hey, what are you guys smoking over there?
NEGOTIATOR #2: A doobie. You want in?
CRIMINAL #1: Fuck yeah. Hey hostages, you want some?
*puff puff* *pass* *puff puff*
CRIMINAL #2: Yo dude, what were we doing again?
CRIMINAL #1: I think we were robbing a bank or something, I forget.
CRIMINAL #2: Holy shit dude! What are we doing with all these guns?!
CRIMINAL #1: Oh my God, you're right! Holy crap, grenades! We gotta get rid of this shit before somebody hurts themself! Hey, stop bogarting that J dude...
It starts off. Everyone is chillin with their best buds at their house. Cheech and Chong personally deliver an invitation to everyone invited to an abandoned house party, and can bring one friend. When everyone steps in the house there is a fucking MOUNTAIN of bongs, blunts, bowls, joints, hookahs, chillums, vaporizers, gas masks, brownies, weed, kief, hash, and grinders. Then it goes to that thing where it shows everyone smokin and tellin stories and bluring out
Get back to work boys! That's the yard boss's water.:D
Have a good one!:jointsmile:
and when we win the oscar we can thank:
Jebus
Those guys who invented clear joint paper
Cheech and Chong
Jon Stewart
Dave Chappelle
Mr.Colbert
Matt Groening
Hugh Hefner
Larry Flynt
The guy at 7-11 who sells me doritos and diet mountain dew
CAN WE HAVE ZOMBIES TOO?!!!
Naw, those guys are getting slapped.Quote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
can we get them baked?Quote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
^^ yeah we need zombies...but when they get the munchies they might eat someone...and that can really bring down the party