^, <, V

depends on how long i had to live, like if i was going to die at the end of the day. i would do it. but i would do it on X not high. and i would also pull my pants down before the moment of impact just for shits and giggles.

the flyers moved into first place in their division!!

whats the funniest joke you know?

ol shcool one i heard in 3rd grade, not for the over sensitive like that estrogen producing abused kid euphoric [see spirituality thread]. only remember it somewhat, my own rendition I guess...
it goes, a chinese guy, a white guy, n a black guy go to hell
the devil says, "for your wicked actions on earth you shall suffer my wrath as you will be incinerated in my palm!"
he picks up the the chinese guy first and laughs as he goes up in flames, skin oozes off and skeleton becomes ash, everything
the white guy tries running and the devil laughs once more at his futile attempt at escape, yelling "petty weakling, for that you shall endure twice as much of the torturrrre!!", and suddenly he bursts into an array of vibrant flames almost blinding the black guy
"yesss, another soul reckoned to a fiery doom"
he picks up the black guy n puts him in his palm
"what the fukk" the devil says
the black guy replies, "havent you heard man?, chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand"

this cat euphoric is funny as hell, pussy starts bytching me out like a woman on her period cuz i slipped on satanism, gets all serious n actually looks out my name like he "means business", claims to put me on ignore - then responds to my reply lmao, then another soft retard joins claiming i should be banned, all because I didnt get a belief right, awwwwwwww *tear*
these infants rule, talk about comic relief

do you have or have had any exotic pets? an old neighbor of mine had a panther for a while, I thought it was pretty normal, fukkr was vicious.

^ i have a basset hound who likes to eat cheto puff's is that exotic?
< i want to build a bomb
v do u know how to build a bomb? if so please share

^No i fucking dont u psychopath
I really gotta get off the computer, i gotta headache!
How many hours a day (on average) are u on the internet?

45 minutes, but I'm usually connected

That's great. Every time I look at jordanb's post (above), especially the second line, I get a headache. But, it goes away, when I look away.

If you were dropped off in the Alleghany Mountain Chain region, out of a helicopter, which state would you choose?

pennsylvania, i live there.

i just polished my boots.

what, in your opinion, will be the downfall of mankind ?

^ ipods

< stale coffee smells not so nice

v i asked before, i know i did. BUT what is your favourite smell?

Fresh cut grassâ?¦not the smoking kind the mowing kind.
I love beef jerky
What was the last book you read?

The Guv'nor.It's the life story of Lenny McLean in his own words.

I don't know what beef jerky is.

Do you know who Lenny McLean is?

A bare-knuckled boxer.

I love Sauerkraut and Keilbasa.

Have you, or your dog, ever had worms?