^, <, V

Yes frequently

I wanna tulip with white widow

who's knickers (womens underwear) would you like to be for a day (boxers if your a girl?)

barbra bush's
coke is a joke
how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

^ wtf is a tootsie pop?
< i'm tired (5:51am and no sleep)
v what was the last thing you did before seein this

^ Yawned and thought to myself what a great night I had.

< Just got home from an awesome smoke session that involved me and 2 guy friends going to Dairy Mart to get food for the munchies. Needless to say, after me and my friend paid, we left the store leaving our other friend in there. The friend still in the store gets asked by the clerk, "Have you all been smoking?" He's like, "Yeah, maybe a little." Then he left. Meanwhile, my buddy and I are outside yelling and making weird noises.. it's 2 AM. Man, it's fun going on little road trips when you're high. lol :stoned:

V Tits or ass?

Ass.

I think G-strips are sexier than see-through bras.
LMAO, I said, G-strips. I meant g-strings.

Will you pinch yourself in the butt and tell me if it hurt?

No,i'm not into self harm ;) :D

I need some rizla's :(

If you could choose an animal to be,what would you be and why?

I already am !

I just burped

Have you ever streaked ?

1. To form streaks.
2. To be or become streaked.
3. To move at high speed; rush.
4. To run naked in public, especially as a prank. I mean this one of course.

Kind of. Wore g-strings and a hockey mask, with workboots and barbecue sauce all over me, to a bar for a $500 prize by a radio station for craziest costume. And I walked down Pacific Ave. like that, from my car.

I'm starving, but watching a movie.

Do you smoke a cigarette to help a morning shit?

^ indeed i do. big cup of strong, muddy coffee and cig first thing in the morning.

< my dealer has been fucking me around for the last 4 hours about getting my half O. i am extremely irritated and i have no pot to calm me down. :cursing:

V what's something you would absolutely NEVER do, no matter how much money you might hypothetically get paid for it?

have sex with a dead body, while reading

i am gettin a 80 sack

what would you do if a big black guy that could kick your ass took your stash would he get away