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652. Longbaugh: I've... never killed a man.
Interviewer: I beg your pardon?
Longbaugh: I said I never killed a man.
Interviewer: I didn't ask if you had.
Longbaugh: You asked why I thought I was qualified, I think of that as qualification.
Interviewer: And I'm just wondering why that in particular strikes you as an important qualification for semen donation.
Longbaugh: I would say thats a big fucking qualification - excuse me, a very important qualification.
Interviewer: No one's ever said that before.
Longbaugh: Have you ever asked?
Interviewer: No.
Longbaugh: You should.

653. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, it's better than your's, ya' damn right it's better than yours! I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

654. i hate that fuckin song

655. Longbaugh: You know what I'm gonna tell God when I see him? I'm gonna tell him I was framed.

656. I don't like the song, but the video gets my mojo going :D

657. Longbaugh: Why's that such a big deal?
Interviewer: Because no one brings up sex with dead people!
Longbaugh: 'Course they don't, it's sick.
Interviewer: You brought it up!
Longbaugh: Only to say I never did it.
Interviewer: I didn't ask you that.
Longbaugh: [smiling] You should.

658. Parker: You take Los Angeles. Kay. If I say Los Angeles has become, over the years, a mecca for homosexual migration. I am in the right. But look at what I am saying. I am making it sound like faggots are nomadic if not predatory miscreants who have some implied need to move around. I am also likening of the Muslims, or Muslims to them. Whereas saying LA is filled with faggots is just being honest.

659. Mmmm...sex with dead people *drools*

660. Parker: Can't you people see there are guns here? Get, the fuck, OUT! GET OUT!

661. What movie are you guys quoting? I want to watch it.