If your Ancient Civilizations teacher says Egyptian Papyrus rolls up quite easily...and you and all your buddies bust out laughing...you might be a stoner.
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If your Ancient Civilizations teacher says Egyptian Papyrus rolls up quite easily...and you and all your buddies bust out laughing...you might be a stoner.
If all the cheap flight sites on the internet automacally come up with your home airport and amsterdam.
-If you've ever wondered what happened to last week, you might be a stoner.
-If you've got smoke it your eye because you're typing with a big blunt in your mouth, you might be a stoner.
-If you understand lyrics by bands such as Mr Bungle, Gong or Lou Reed, you might be a stoner.
-If you suddenly wake up 60 miles from home with no shoes or socks, you might be a stoner.
-If you ever leave chocolate in the kitchen, but it's just far away, you might be stoner!
-If you can't lie on the floor without holding on, you might be a stoner! (Helen thought of that one!)
Hehehe So many answers!
Bugs
Either a stoner or simply a tubby bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by somebody someone
If you've ever spent five minutes trying to find the TV remote, then realised its in your hand.
you might be a stoner if you wake up and run ito a wall (true story)
if you've visited this post for the umpteenth time,and still haven't gotten to the second page ...... you might be a stoner ... :stoned:
If you've ever been driving at night and there is a person waiting to pull out after you drive by but you see the headlights shining across the road in front of you and you go to slam on the brakes cuz you dont want to hit the light.
you might be a stoner if you turn your shower on 10 minutes before u get in and smoke then shower so that the extra long shower floods the septic tank so the smell of your family's pooh covers the smell of pot in your bathroom....
LMAO!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cygnus X1
You might be a stoner if whenever you hear sirens...you think the popo is on their way.
you might be a stoner if..... during a heavy smoke session with 1/2 dozen friends your lanlord walks in and all you can do is laugh at him.:smokin:
you might be a stoner if...you just get done smoking 2 blunts and go downstairs to cook a pizza and go back upstairs to smoke another 2 blunts and forget all about the pizza and by the time the blunts are done you remember and everyone scatters downstairs only to see a black piece of crust...
you might also be a stoner if you eat that pizza anyway (all of this happened last night)
You might be a stoner if:
You know every line to every Cheech & Chong Movie.
Start giggling every time you hear, see, or think of weed.
Start giggling every time you hear or see the word 'joint'.
You love the color 'green' &/or it becomes your favorite color.
You get suspicious whenever someone asks you for a 'match' in public.
The Food Network is your favorite channel.
You consider a bag of Dorito's as a meal.
You consider a roll of Cookie Dough as a meal.
You smoke a cig like a joint.
You can stare at any color for hours & think it's amazing.
You eat a raw pizza & not think anything of it.
'Cash' your food you just ordered from a restaurant.
Walk into a restaurant & forget why you're there.
You think of something too difficult as being too 'heavy'.
Every time you hear Reggae, you think about smoking weed(points to himself).
You can't remember where you put that one cd,...
You look at a barren tree & think of a stripped marijuana bud.
You see a snow-covered pine shrub & imagine all that snow as if it were a huge mass of THC crystals.
Get lost in all these examples & forget what example to type next cause all you want to do is smoke weed! AAAAHH!!
if your mustache is brown and your hair is blond...
hehe,..Hashstache!Quote:
Originally Posted by Skink
if you ever tried puting the bowl on top of the sprite bottle (where you drink out of it) and realizing that the stem comes out of the side of the bong while sitting around a group of friends, u might be a stoner.
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Originally Posted by kid rediculous
oh laugh my fucking ass off so funny and im cracking up and not ever stoned....cant wait to re read whilst stoned
hey you might be a stoner if you have your alarm set for 4:20...am and pm
sorry didnt get to edit this in time so sorry for double post
hey you might be a stoner if you have your alarm set for 4:20...am and pm
if you can not remmber the last time you smoked a ciger with out dumping out the stuff and filling with weed... you might be a stoner
and last but not least IF YOU GET YOUR CAT STONED YOU MIGHT BE A STONER :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :pimp: :pimp: :pimp: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :twocents:
you might be a stoner when....you notice there is something sharp in your shoe poking your foot, so you take off your shoe and notice it's a weed stem lol....dammit.
thats really funny...a clock in my room died on 4:20, its been stuck on 420 since i moved in, so in essence, its always 4:20 in my room.... no im not making this up, the batteries in the clock are dead and it really did stop, i didnt notice it first, my brother did, and since i am stoner, i decided to leave it b/c its always 420 to me. :stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by stonerneedsrealweed
You might be a stoner if you have tried to spark the bowl with a marker.
You might be a stoner if you have burn marks on your fingers.
You are deffinetly a stoner if you get high and begin to drive to the store for food. But on the way one simple word pops randomly in your head . . . "Iron" and you suddenly think "Oh shit! Did i turn the iron off? I'm pretty sure i did. Yeah i probably did." And so you continue on your long trip to the store with that thought bothering you in the back of your mind and you keep telling yourself that your house isn't going to burn down.
And so you get to the store, and then decide "My fucking house is burning down! My fucking house is burning down!!!" So you get back in the car, drive all the way back to your house without the food to put out the flames that most likley aren't there only to find that you've locked yourself out of the house.
True story.
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you might me a stoner if
you cant get to sleep because you are to exited to get stoned next day:rasta:
if you sit in maths laffing when the techer is on bout 8ths and 1/4 because it sounds like she is on bout green:D
you may be a stoner if you can drive home without a problem and take ten mins to get the key in the hole !!
also you can be a stoner if the 1st thing u do when u wake up is light up the doob that u left in the ashtray from night before :D:D:pimp:
You might be a stoner if you start off with a dimebag, smoke some bowls, then realize 3 houres later that you ran out a half hour ago and have been smoking hot air and blowing it out the window. Just maybe.
You might be a stoner if you run around cvs high looking for condoms for literally an hour , find them and are too embarrassed to buy them cus all the people asked "do you need help" and you replied no no, and end up getting lost at the closest wallgreens..
You might be a stoner if you are in the woods smoking, and when you get out, you FINALLY open your door, and get all your buds in the back seat. get your seat belt on. and say "Well guys, we arent getting food.Actually we arent going anywhere I LOST MY FUCKIN KEYS IN THE WOODS. Wheres my cell phone?"
You might be as toner if.. (a stupid stoner like i) love to be the driver of a trip home after blazing or just a short drive, JUST so you can scare the fuck out of everyone else in the car.. ie.. fake sleeping and drifting off to the other side of the road..
You might be a stoner if you go on http://boards.cannabis.com . LOL
You might be a stoner if smoke 13 blunts on the way to t he beach.
all true stories.
the only one that made me laugh out loud, dude thats fucking classicQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr Greenthumb
You might be a stoner if youre playing super mario brothers and you get a star that makes it so when an enemy touches you they die, and youre still throwing fireballs and almost freaking out when you try to jump on one and nearly miss and you think youre gonna shrink or die.
if you have a favorite lighter, even though ive liked this thread for a while now, when did it turn into a thread where you tell storys that make you seem like a stoner
You know your a stoner if every sentence ends with man or dude and the word is drawn out longer than the other words in the sentence. You might also be a stoner if you can't remember what happened everyday after school for a week, or in school for that matter.
If you come to this site and rarely see a daily factiod that you haven't already seen
If you find yourself hours from the last session you had, and you exhale as if you were taking a hit...WTF am i thinking??
hehe had a similar situationQuote:
Originally Posted by officerleeroy
you might be a stoner if your baked out of your mind at 430AM and want some pizza. Pizza in the oven..good..mmmm..tasty in about 15 minutes. Little does the pizza know, you have passed out. Waking up to screams and taking the nasty ass smelling pizza to the garbage in the garage is usually how this event ends.
if you get your toothbrush out of the container, lay the toothbrush down, and accidently put toothpaste on the container instead of the brush..
you might be a stoner if you're not supposed to let anyone in your house know that you smoke and you wake up and your bong is sitting on your bedstand with weed and a lighter next to it.
happened to me like 4 times back in the day but i learned and it hasnt happened since :rasta: :D
um.... u may b a stonr if u typ lyk this.....
haha i unno wtf that has to do w it...... :stoned:
You might be a stoner if you go to McDonalds and ask for a qp instead of a quarter pounder.
lmao nice one :PQuote:
Originally Posted by orangeman
u might be a stoner if you see a kid holding a stick and say * wow thats a nice tree*
lol man how many times has that happened to meQuote:
Originally Posted by pixel
MoM: whats this?
Me: a lamp :rasta: :thumbsup:
later
if you've ever been hotboxing in a car with your friends at the drivethrough while ordering a "cheddarburger" and your friend hit the gas and hit a girl on a bike, you might be a stoner