You know you're high when...

You know you're high when you start talking about fundamental concepts in a completely different light to the point where it actually creates an intelligent discussion between yourself and a sober person.

You know you're high when you finish and you're the only one laughing, and you were also the only one laughing the entire time you were telling that story. Your friends might even be high but they just sit back and don't react to your story at all. Then you start to wonder if they think you're annoying or crazy or retarded. Then you worry they won't let you smoke with them again. Then you mention your theory that they think you're crazy, and they let you know it's cool, they were just thinking. And this all stays on your mind enough to be worth spending an hour thinking about, and a paragraph typing about. Yep, you're high.

You know you're high when David Letterman is funny.

you know your high when the cop running after you is yelling ........."wait just let me hit that"!!!

you know you're high when you can hear colours

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Originally Posted by 4twentE

when you're halfway through a dumb and pointless story and all the sudden can't remember what you were talking about

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lol! that happens to me a lot :wtf:

You know your high when you have the munchies so bad that you spend half an hour looking in the fridge deciding what to eat... only to forget that you were looking for food in the first place and go decide to play video games :)

oh and since this just happended to me like 5 minutes ago, you know your really high when you cook some food in the microwave and when it is done cooking you just eat the food straight of the microwave and don't bother taking it to a table or anything :)

my "test" for seeing if I'm high is closing my eyes and whenever I'm blazed I feel like I'm zooming backwards at 100mph. Shit is fun! If I were blind I would blaze every day

you know your high when the second joint starts looking more and more like munchies then some smoke :D

YOU know you're high when you pick your nose just to smell the tar in your nostrils. lol

you know your high when you reach into your pocket for your weed and feel nothing and get really nervous, then keep feeling and theres still nothing there. Then you pull your hand out of your pocket to realize that you were reaching in that tiny pocket on your jeans the whole time...lol

you know you're high when you realizes your car's lights are out while driving

you know your high when you can feel your hair growing


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as your playing call of duty, your just spining in circles and everyone notices but you

you know you high when you zone out midway in every sentence

I know i'm so stoned when im eating a tub of ice cream and smoking a joint.
Thats all good but when your ashing your joint in the tub whilst still being completely happy to eat the ash on the ice cream.

Thats when its time to put the joint down LOL

or another example, im watching t.v smoking a joint so high, there are no lights on in the room except the light from the t.v and you put the joint down and try turn off the lamp light next to you not realizing that its not on and its the light from the t.v.

Its the stupid little things that tell you.....................;)

keep toking, keep smiling, keep burning

:rasta: :rastasmoke:

...when during every commercial you ask your friend what show you're watching

when a blunt is being passed outside at night and your vision is so blurry you can't tell which side to hit... "O shit. Wrong side."

You know your high when you accidently burn 10 pieces of toast in the toaster.

when u walk to the shops in your dressing gown :D

keep toking, keep smiling, keep burning

:rasta: