gay marriage what do you think?
You don't know Dice Clay??? Here's a lil' bit of his work:
Selected Nursery Rhymes
of A.D. Clay
Hickory Dickory Dock.
My balls fell out of my jock.
I laid them to rest
On some hooker's chest
And paddled her face with my cock.
Roll, roll, roll your cunt
Gently down my prick.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Then you'll suck my dick.
Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
That's more than my lazy wife does,
The fat, fuckin' smelly baboon
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
A lightbulb was stuck up her ass.
It woke up the spider
Who lived deep inside her.
He said "Hey, free electric and gas."
Jack and Jill went up the hill
And Jack would try to hump her.
Jill said No / and Jack said So
I'll ram it in your dumper.
Twinkle twinkle little star,
Will she blow me in the car.
I bought her dinner, she had fun.
My balls are boiling, I'd like to come.
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her old dog a snack.
The cupboard was bare,
She didn't despair.
She let Rover munch on her crack
Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater.
Whacked off in the movie theater.
Sprayed his load across the screen
And ruined Titanic's final scene
Jack and Betty, up in a tree
F-U-C-K-I-N-G
First comes Betty, then comes Jack
Then comes the goo from Betty's crack.
Little Boy Blue -
He needed the money.
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye
When her eye was dry and shut
Georgie fucked that one-eyed slut
Old King Cole was a merry old soul
A merry old soul was he
He chewed off his tit
And ate his own shit
And washed it down with some tea.
Hickory Dickory Dock
Some chick was sucking my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
I dumped the bitch on the next block.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
That fuckin' whore.
Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
Trim that pussy it's too damn hairy
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?"
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her poor dog a bone
When she bent over,
Her Rover took over
And she got a bone of her own.
Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
So Jack ignored those flabby tits
And licked her asshole clean
Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top
Your mother's a whore,
And I ain't your pop.
Little Bo Peep fucked her sheep
Blew a horse, licked his feet
She ate his ass so very nice
Tongued his balls not once but twice
Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Had a wife, loved to beat her
Smacked her twice across the head
Fucked her ass and went to bed
Little jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating a pizza pie.
He shit pepperoni,
Then blew his friend Tony,
And wiped his mouth on his tie
Twinkle, twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Shine upon the parking lot
As I eat my girl friends twat.
Three blind mice, see how they run
Where the fuck are they going?
Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe
Suck my dick and swallow slow.
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his fuckin' dick.
There was an old lady
Who lived in a shoe
She had so many kids
Her uterus fell out
Patty cake, patty cake,
Baker's man
If your chick's on her period
Fuck her in the can
Mary had a little lamb,
She kept in her backyard.
When she took her panties off
His wooly dick got hard.
Doe, a deer, a female deer.
Ray, the guy that fucked her ass.
Rub a Dub Dub
Three men in a tub.
Faggots have threesomes, too-
So fuckin' what.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I fucked your mother's ass
And she had you.
gay marriage what do you think?
Lol, not exactly a keen political mind then. Should've expected as much. ;)
gay marriage what do you think?
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Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud
You can smoke the baloney pony but not a Winston.
I suppose second hand orgasms do occur. I doubt this has ever been proven to be life threatening, but I'll send Andrew Clay some gay porn just to find out.
gay marriage what do you think?
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Originally Posted by hempheadjack
my honest opinion and freedom of speech,,forget the eve and eve joke,,,fucking fags and queers move to lepord island,and take your stupid dykes with you,,there,,i feel better,,,,
Perhaps you should change your name to fuckheadjack.
Gays arent the problem. haters are. ignorant people are.
What makes me think a rainbow is beautiful is all of the DIFFERNT colors it has. We should look at one another in the same light. What a drag it would be if everyone was like"us" how boring. Dont be afraid of that which is different from you, or you dont understand. Educate yourself and you will see that the boogeyman just isnt that scarey. Spread love and tolerance. Thats what will make this world a great world.
My sister is gay and she is far from stupid. When you graduate a school like U.C. Berkeley at the top of your class, write a book or two and earn your PhD., get back to me about your insinuation that "dykes" are stupid.
I also find it very disturbing that the way you make yourself feel good is by putting others down. Thats not something to be proud of. I guess that inbreeding has taken its toll on your thought process.:D
dai*ma
Conservative christian rightwing republican straight white american males
gay bashin black fearin whore fightin tree killin regional leaders of sales
frat housing keg tappin shirt tuckin back slappin haters of hippies like me
peace lovin love makin pro choice and gay weddin widespread diggin hippies like me:dance:
gay marriage what do you think?
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Originally Posted by Das
Perverted, disgusting, warped, let's get things straight here, people that want to make love to the same sex have something wrong with their heart, soul, and mind.
Does anyone ever STOP to THINK that your life was born from heterosexuality, YES HELLO everyone that was born, was born from a Mother and Father, unless you did something unnatural, like artificial insemination.
Lets face it we live in a warped and perverted world, with the views of these people trying to say this is OK, well I'm sorry it's wrong.
Man was intended to have a mate as a woman, and vice versa, anyone that does not think this way has something wrong with them, and these people need some serious help.
What's sad is even a small child knows the differences of what's right and wrong because this is something born into our nature, genes, etc.. and you can never take it away.
I feel sorry for kids being born from gay couples that are getting artificial insemination, can you image one day the child asking where is my father, or mother?, to one day find out the truth.
WAKE UP PEOPLE!
Man fuck that shit! That is just pure hatred right there. You're basing that on the Bible and religion...not on life. What harm are they causing you? So you dont like gay people..so what?! Do you think they really care. I am not gay but I do support their right to marry as any other couple. The STATE defines marriage as a union of man and women, but LOVE states marriage. If 2 guys love each other, its a beautiful thing and more power to them. In the Constitution, all Americans have the right to LIFE, LIBERTY, AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS!!
Bush trying to ban homosexual marriage is a fascist act because he is a fascist pig!! It was the same as Hitler creating the Nuremburg race laws which made Jews less then human. Remember, Hitler equated homosexuals with Jews and exterminated them.
Be careful of your leader.....
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Originally Posted by Torog
explore same-sex relationships and the intricacies of oral sex..
Torog my friend, I will do everything in my power to do just that!!!:thumbsup:
Have a good one....I will!:thumbsup:
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hemheadjack
whether you SAY you dont want the sympathy and shit, i know you do. no one goes through that ideal and is totally fine afterward. as far as i know, you were raped by THREE gay guys, not millions. if you were, then i'd say "ok, every gay person is twisted" but you werent. it was only three. if you can generalize like that....then i can say that since you said those things, everyone with the name jack is hateful, horrible individual in need of counsiling (sp?)
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i was too lazy to read everyones points, but seriously, u people are ridiculous
everyone in these forums is furious because we love marijuana and the fucking government for no reason wants to keep us from it.
same thing with two people who are in love and want to marry, why shouldn't they be allowed to? i'm not gay, but hell im not gonna stop them if that makes them happy
why is everyone always so caught up thinking their right in everything they do, at least i acknowledge that everyone should have hte right to choose who they want to be
imagine if the country was run by gay people and they said you couldn't marry anyone who wasn't the same sex as you...
seriously, grow up
gay marriage what do you think?
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Originally Posted by firstTimeGrow
i was too lazy to read everyones points, but seriously, u people are ridiculous
everyone in these forums is furious because we love marijuana and the fucking government for no reason wants to keep us from it.
same thing with two people who are in love and want to marry, why shouldn't they be allowed to? i'm not gay, but hell im not gonna stop them if that makes them happy
why is everyone always so caught up thinking their right in everything they do, at least i acknowledge that everyone should have hte right to choose who they want to be
imagine if the country was run by gay people and they said you couldn't marry anyone who wasn't the same sex as you...
seriously, grow up
Everyone should have the right to live their lives how they want as long as it doesn't create harm on others. I have no problem with gay marriage but the church does in general. The state/fed on the other hand has to deal with the results of this which is the health care costs for partners and also social security benifits. Imagine the abuse in the terms of tax dollars this could lead to.
Myself I think that if the church begins to allow gay marriage THEN the Fed/State should also begin to acknowledge it. Remember, the concept of marriage and "monogamy" began with the church, Fed/State benifits are out of a sort of respect.:twocents:
Have a good one!:thumbsup:
gay marriage what do you think?
I thought we were all united by this site!
Enough with the gay bashing.
Queers smoke,
Red necks choke.
gay marriage what do you think?
i dont find it to be an issue.
catholics should take their conservative bullshit and cram it.
narrow minded assholes need to stfu.
we're all human, after all.
gay marriage what do you think?
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Originally Posted by baisez le monde.
i dont find it to be an issue.
catholics should take their conservative bullshit and cram it.
narrow minded assholes need to stfu.
we're all human, after all.
amen :D
gay marriage what do you think?
I'm waiting for gays to challenge the institution of marraige as a violation of the separation of church and state. That'll be some bold, cool fight. :cool:
Show me one argument against gay marraige that argues it from a purely secular position (i.e., free from Judeo Christian traditions or values).
gay marriage what do you think?
I could give a shit what two homos do. They should just legalize gay marriage so we don't have to listen to "them" bitch and cry about hitler and all the other worn out W jokes.
gay marriage what do you think?
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Originally Posted by Torog
Howdy juggalo420,
I'm against gay marriage and I believe that there needs to be a Constitutional ban,in order to protect us from activist,liberal judges. Being a conservative Christian and a strong believer in traditional family values,is another degree of opposition that I have against gay marriage. The most I would accede to-is a civil union.
Gays don't reproduce,they recruit..which is why America's children,are under assault from them and are being exploited sexually in our schools,in order to promote the homosexual agenda,part of which,I believe,is to lower the age of consent to have sex with a child,because the younger the recruit,the more compliant and suggestable,the recruit is. There are schools,where children of kindergarden age,have been subjected to sessions of sexual education,which consisted of teaching the children how to masturbate and explore the world of oral sex,older children have also been 'taught',the fine art of fisting.
I believe that the natural progression of a gay agenda,to secure marriage rights,will also lead to other sexual perverts demanding 'rights' as well..such as pedophiles,the incestuous and bestialists. They all have several things in common,they 'recruit',entice and seduce-their partners and they all want to ban Christianity and any other religion,that bans their favorite form of perversion. In several countries around the world,like Saudi Arabia,where I worked once,homosexuality is a crime punishable by death..why is it that homosexuals aren't condemning Islam ?
Homosexuals,constitute a fraction of the populace,yet they demand that all of society and religious faith-change to suit their twisted desires. Homosexuals are driven by desire and impulse..which is why few are faithful,and most are promiscuous to a deadly fault..with deadly consequences for everyone..in the form of STD's and Aids.
What the fuck are you doing thats any better when you and your affiliates are recruiting kids into Sunday schools all over to share the same bigot beliefs.You might not be right and neither are the cock sucking fags.Lets blow up the earth.
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Originally Posted by VoidLivesOn
.Lets blow up the earth.
Its only a matter of time be patient:thumbsup: