nevermind im the permafried one haha o shit damn
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nevermind im the permafried one haha o shit damn
You missed the stories on the Mormon letterbombings in Utah? ..or the massacres of non-Mormons trying to settle in Utah back in the day?Quote:
ive never heard of a mormon strapping himself with explosives.
ive never heard of a mormon flying a plane into a building.
haha this stuff is great.
But really most of the Mormons I know are great people, in a Donny and Marie sort of way. (even the one in prison for pedofilia)
I work for Mormons and they're always trying to convert me, so I'm curious about the freakier sides of their beliefs...so do go on.
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Originally Posted by Ballinnn
I'm related to Pocahontas; she married John Rolfe, who is on my grandfathers side of the family, and he forced her to be baptized and to convert to Christianity before they were wed, lol! Although, this part of the story is usually left out of historical records. It usually says something so much more pleasant:
"John Rolfe was a very religious man who agonized for many weeks over the decision to marry a "strange wife," a heathen Indian. He finally decided to marry Pocahontas after she had been converted to Christianity, "for the good of the plantation, the honor of our country, for the glory of God, for mine own salvation ..." Pocahontas was baptized, christened Rebecca, and later married John Rolfe on April 5, 1614. A general peace and a spirit of goodwill between the English and the Indians resulted from this marriage."
~Junk~
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Originally Posted by Ballinnn
I dated a mormon. Mormons believe the angel moroni came down and spoke to joseph smith. and the angel wanted him to start a football team at BYU. but the players aren't allowed to drink any coca cola. so, then they decided to host the olympics and everyone had to stay at the marriot hotel. It really sounds like i'm stoned out of my gord, and I AM!
hey ballin, ask them about the beliefs i posted above. Im waiting for the oportunity to discuss it with someone because i have heard some pretty logical rebuttals/responses