You know your a stoner if you are reading this thread stoned and you've posted more than once
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You know your a stoner if you are reading this thread stoned and you've posted more than once
you know your a stoner when you can get high while your driving without crashing into anything.
im totallly a stoner.
You know you're stoner when you pick up can and of hairspray oppossed to a can of polish and proceed to dust the entire room with hairspray.
I did this at the weekend and i was so baked I only realised when I went to skin up on my desk it was soooo sticky! Geek:stoned:
you know you are a stoner when you spend five minutes looking for your change just to realize you are using it as a roach clip
you know your a stoner when you smoke jsut so you can eat so it will taste better.
you know youre a stoner when you throw rocks at women in the middle east
You know you're a stoner when you've been dry for 3 days and Sobriety is more of a trip than being high is.. but not in a good way
You know youre a stoner if you have ever sat in the back seat of the car and couldnt see the dashboard due to the smoke
and also,
you know youre a stoner when you can break-up bud, pack a bowl, and spark it with one hand, all while racing a mustang down a twisty mountain road (in a minivan) and still win the race :dance:
that was intense
you know your a stoner when, you suck in science unless its time to use the scales then your the top of the class.......