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Well since I'm moving to Canada I can safely say that America will end with a bloody nuclear missle from al Qaeda that will hit the south side of America and spread it's chemical debris to the north side until it wipes out everyone :D
(time to flame me :p).
If I missed the humor in your last post, that is my fault. Sometimes it's hard read people correctly on the Internet. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Bryan
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling. Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out that the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along !!!
That's right, I couldn't remember who had said it. It was a brilliant quote.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oneironaut
Therefore, if we want to really get anything done, we need to threaten politicians with loss of their power and, in my opinion, we should follow through on that threat.
Sounds good....got a better way of doing that besides voting them out of office?
"People with power tend to listen more to people's plights when those people are forcing them to deep throat the barrel of an M-16..."
Noted...that's why people in power are the ones in control of the M-16s. We've played that game since the dawn of civilization. Fortunately, two hundred years ago some wise old hippies decided those weren't very cool rules.
So they broke all the power up, put the people in charge of the M-16s on a leash, and gave some of that power back to you. Bitch all ya want about the government but you gotta admit...... that rocks.
The catch is there's always going to be some sleezeball schemeing to take that power away from you. If he catches enough of us nappin', or with our heads stuck up our asses, or in our X-boxes, he might just pull it off.
What we got ain't perfect. But it works if you work it. It's up to you and me to go make it perfect. As for me, I'm all about gettin' off my ass and giving it a go.
I don't think America's reign on power will end like in a depression. Simply other countries will become more economic powerhouses in America.Quote:
Originally Posted by NextLineIsMine
In a way, it would be a good thing. Rather than spending 25% of the budget on the military, it can go to more useful agendas, such as education, improving infrastructure, and making America a more "happy country."
Why does America have to be #1? Couldn't we settle for #1 in the HDI index?
Why do there have to be so many morons like this guy that it overwhelmes the knowledgable people... :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Green Love
I believe that if will fall down. Their will be a time in the future were people get tired of all the lies and mafia government. A revolution will begin but not in the near future.
If what the government tells us is true, and it most certaintly is, America will crumble when marijuana is legalized. Hospitals will overflow! Everybody will become addicted to drugs! Violence and crime will run rampant! 90% of the population will get cancer! 80% will be schizophrenic! Terrorists will overrun us!
Marijuana, still think it's harmless?
America's demise will be nobodies fault it's own.