ass-wiping question

100/100.
I always shit into my hand and then place it carefully into the toilet.

hahahah jk. this thread is hilarious.

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Originally Posted by halo

I wipe while sitting. Its better than standing for many reasons. You can spread your cheeks out on the seat and get a great whipe. And also when you have nasty squish shit if you stand up sometimes itll smeer on your cheeks. Sittin down is the only way to go.

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Yeh, and its good practice for when you go to prison and become someones bitch and they make you piss sitting down.

well i usually have to use a roll or 2...to clean half my ass

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Originally Posted by LIP

0/100 for me, i just put loads of paper around my hand... erm... probs 5-7 wipes depending... How comes no girls have answered lmfao lol

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same 4 me front 2 back, then soap, water, rinse, dry and lotion or powder every time. as well;)

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Originally Posted by EternalEnemy

Dude, im not insulting nor defending anything. Im just fooling around.


Im always misunderstood. I mean always.

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it's ok sweetie we still love you. oxoxox

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Originally Posted by del...

reminds me of an old helen keller joke...and for those who don't know who hellen keller was you'll have to google her.

How did Helen Keller know when she was done wiping after taking a dump?




her hand would quit smelling like shit...

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LOL, how did I miss that one...

Owl man, that was a funny thing to say.

I've never shat on me hands, cuz i'm so terrifide of it i'm extra careful.

This reminds of that stupid toilet seat down rule, not so much that men have to put the seat down, but that a lot of women are blind (thay'd have to be to go for what i call a "Splash Down"). Its mind boggling how often i hear about em sitting on the bowl instead of the toilet.

Each person is different. So which is it: Fold or Bunge/Crumple?

Don't trust simple folding, bunge man. Bunge all the way.

folded wiping only transfers the shit from the bottom of your ass to the top.
you might get the big pieces but the foundation will still be layed.

with the bungle method the creases of the paper get all that stuff off.
then back it up with a baby wipe and then a dry paper then some johnsons baby powder and you feel like a newborn.