Dumb things you did while you were a noob

pop cans..back before I knew how the fuck to get a pipe and roll and joint

I seriosuly called resin residue when I started smoking haha

Hm... i don't consider myself experienced, but i don't consider myself a newbie... anyways:
My sister was a HUGE pothead, and when i was in third grade, i found her stash... probably about 5-7 ounces. I thought she smoked all of that in one sitting. So... when i first smoked (13), i heard weed was expensive. I brought all my money (200 bucks) and asked for whatever he could get.
I smoked the first half ounce (i'm guessing, it took us about 30 minutes and a lot of coughing) with my friend, and then said "We have a long way to go to get high!"

Yeah. Not one of my proudest moments.

~ Kuroi ~

The first time i got high i was 15 and my friend was over. We smoked a few cigarettes and threw them in the toilet. Then we got really really high. We finished my birthday cake. And forgot to flush the toilet. My dad had to use that bathroom in the morning and he found them. Needless to say my parents were pretty upset. And i felt bad too.

i forgot i was drinking water one time at mcdonalds and let it fall on to my lap, then later i felt my wet pants and had to ask my friend if i pissed myself. he laughed his ass off while i was freaking out

when i first started smoking i smoked like eight bowls and didnt get high until i noticed i had to put my finger over the carb

by the way..this thread is pretty funny

"why are you laughing? CUZ YOUR LAUGHIN!!!!" yaa... not that stupid but fun shit

these arent me but one friend is in michigan and the other doesnt smoke/have a membership here

my friend whos in michigan right now and i were at a concert and we were buyin weed and we had $5 each and the guys like alright ill give you a dime (WAY more than a dime btw) and my friends like, so how much is that? we both just looked at him for a lil bit and im like 10 bucks.. (hes wasnt even a newbie so idk)

once me and my above friend were smokin and my other friend watched and we smoked like an 8th really fast and we got real baked and we were laughin at stupid ass shit and my friends like why u laughin and we said we were stoned and hes like you didnt even smoke enough

When I was i n00b I left my herb on my bed and I forgot it was there.. and my Dad saw it.

That was so bad my dad got so angry he was saying that it'll make me result to robbing people and he was trying to make me tell him who my dealer was.

Did he want me to be killed?!

the dumbest shit i did was probably just walking past these two guys smoking some serious homegrown shit, which I wasn't used to and nearly fainting :D then not shaking his hand because I was paranoid and he kept talking about shaking peoples hands and no one would:wtf: then it would have to be smoking a blunt in my room and not expecting it to smell the next day because the small ass window was open.... opening my closet at night and my neighbours seeing the plants in the reflection in the window ( they laughed)


Dumbest thing my stupid friend did was getting all these whiteys :D loads and puking :wtf: this one time we were outside and just as he's about to get one of his stupid whiteys I think 8 girls were walking by so we had to run :D lol across a park and him throwing up while running :( and all we could hear was the girls laughing and saying ' he's throwing up ' :(:D

:stoned:

Lol, Like my first time gettin' blown, and you all know that you can't really tell when you're high the 1st time ya know?
Well anyways, the first time I got blown I was at one of my friend's houses.. (being my half-cousin) and my best friend too. After about... 3-4 bowls? I laid on his bed and said, "Jeff (Cousin) is it normal that when you smoke weed that it feels like you have testicles your mouth?" It was hilarious.

Then like the second time I got high we used a bong with some Mountain Dew, it was kick-ass, but anyway, I got blazed like all hell and the first thing I did was laugh during my hit on it and fuckin' blew the Dew out the carb.

Then the next morning we had a bowl like.. first thing and I did a fuckin' power-hit and I cashed it all in my mouth.

Lmao, I even had my cousin walk me through how to hit it right and show me the best types of weed on here.