random confessions

i jack off till i bust blood

Most girls say they dont masturbate but i do

I love porn.

I bought a HD a few months ago, 250 Gig, and it's already filled to the brim with all manner of pornography.

Also, I sell porn on DVDs to friends... because they're too stupid to learn how to nab it themselves.

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Originally Posted by lizzie on low

I love porn.

I bought a HD a few months ago, 250 Gig, and it's already filled to the brim with all manner of pornography.

Also, I sell porn on DVDs to friends... because they're too stupid to learn how to nab it themselves.

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thats what im talking about!!!

i also love gay porn (meaning male). i love guy-guy action like men love woman-woman action.

i promised myself i would quit drinking caffeine but one of my moms (im not sure WHO, nobody would confess) brang home two 24 packs of coke. ive had three cans already.

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Originally Posted by BizzleLuvin

i promised myself i would quit drinking caffeine but one of my moms (im not sure WHO, nobody would confess) brang home two 24 packs of coke. ive had three cans already.

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lol, thats suuuuuuuckssss


i just threw out all of my clothes. i took my underwear/sock drawer and dumped it into a garbage can. most of my clothes are old as hell...
i guess that means i gotta go shopping now :D

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Originally Posted by dark0ne

i secretly kidnaped an asain girl and named her p-cubenesis. she rolls my joints for me and cooks some damn good noodles.

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dude ive done that too. but i had to realease her last year becuas eshe was an early bloomer, she had her period at 8. well she was this mexican girl name choooobakka and she was my slave for a few years. she spoke spanish fluent understood inglesh but couldnt speak inglesh and we got a long fine. out conversations were like this:

me:eyy woman!
her:si senor?
me:make me a damn sandwich woman!
her:si senor
me: and roll me a blunt
her:quantas gramas?
me:how much i got
her:mucho senor
me:ahhh roll a fatty
her: tu quieres q yo fasso agora?
me: naw, roll it after you make my sandwish
her:si senor
me: o yeah bring me a root beer, hold back on the beer, heavy on the root
huh: :confused:
me: im just playing with ya!
her:hahahhahaha :confused:
me:yeah so make me a turkey sandwish and get around to rolling that faaaaaatty.
her:si senor
me: if the blunt is rolled badly ill beat you!
her: :( :( :( :( :( si senor...
me:just kidding, wheres my sandwhich woman!
her:si senor! ti amo!!!

i get naked and chase the dragon with dot cotton from eastenders....

i have a confesion besides my little ex slave choobakka. sometimes i give my self a wet willy! and have a multiple orgams. its soo yummy, i call it wet will orgasms. lol :stoned:

THANK YOU! beachguy

i did some research on that drug and bought some from that site :)

I dance naked to American Hi-Fi and Weezer.