Who pees in the shower?

Here's one for the ladies.. you wan't wank in the shower.. or standing up at all for that matter. Any other guys think this too? Makes your thighs ache haha...
I've said too much.

I agree. I've tried wanking in the shower but I just can't do it standing up, no matter how good the soap feels.

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Originally Posted by Oneironaut

I agree. I've tried wanking in the shower but I just can't do it standing up, no matter how good the soap feels.

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Soap would be good for lube... Road Trip, stimulate the prostate gland... try it and tell us, 'cause I don't want to :p

Well, the pre-orgasm is pretty intense because it involves your legs twitching, tremendously.

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

Well, the orgasm is pretty intense because it involves your legs twitching, tremendously.

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Well yeah it is, but you gots to clean up.

I can't stress enough to the ladies how much it makes your legs ache, can't bend them afterwards, painful, but worth it :D

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Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind

Well yeah it is, but you gots to clean up.

I can't stress enough to the ladies how much it makes your legs ache, can't bend them afterwards, painful, but worth it :D

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I don't understand, I never looked at it as a problem. I just figured, sometimes I have a lot I want to do in the shower, like give my genitals the "baby's bum" appearance.

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

I don't understand, I never looked at it as a problem. I just figured, sometimes I have a lot I want to do in the shower, like give my genitals the "baby's bum" appearance.

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It's true, but you noticed how you can't bend down easily afterwards as it makes your legs ache so much? Terrible shit.. but all worth it.

Hey.. that gives me an idea (;))

ya i pee in the shower. i try and aim it right in the drain thow. well i wont piss when there are two in there, i don't think chicks get turned on when a guy pisses when they are in the shower together.

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Originally Posted by dark0ne

ya i pee in the shower. i try and aim it right in the drain thow. well i wont piss when there are two in there, i don't think chicks get turned on when a guy pisses when they are in the shower together.

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Y'see, I don't like to aim for the drain, if I can hear it (splashing in the plughole) I think someone else will be able to, so I aim (when I do) like next to the plughole :p.
Plus it's got like a plug in the hole which you twist a big silver knob thing and it pulls it shut lol :)

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Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind

Y'see, I don't like to aim for the drain, if I can hear it (splashing in the plughole) I think someone else will be able to, so I aim (when I do) like next to the plughole :p.
Plus it's got like a plug in the hole which you twist a big silver knob thing and it pulls it shut lol :)

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my showers mad loud so i dont anyone would be able to here me pissing over the loud water hitting the shower floor