What's the dumbest place you burned?

!0 feet away from school behind sum trailers. If anyone walks up the back stairs we'de be easily seen. But we dont care :D

not really a stupid place but messed up anyway, i rolled a joint at a friends house during the 1st and only party he ever had, a really paranoid chap that never ever smoked in public.
basically i rolled it, lit it up, looked up and 2 pigs walked straight in the fucking door.
the best outdoor smoke i had was at the back of an open roofed double decker sight seeing bus driving around barcelona, spose there wasnt much risk really cause they dont really give a shit about smokin in spain.
stupidest place was hitting a pipe in a cinema years ago, some old guy complained, they stopped the film for a while and asked some chavs in front of me to leave. ha ha.

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Originally Posted by Fengzi

The best "dumb place to smoke" story I know of didn't really happen to me, but I winessed it and was sort of involved. One day back in high school my friend comes up to me between classes and suggests we go smoke a bowl. I told him no way, we'd get busted but he suggested that we just go behind the building at the edge of the school. All the classroom doors opened to the outdoors so the fact that we were outside was nothing unusual.

Anyhow, I still told him I didn't want to do it but let him borrow my pipe. He went around the corner of the building and had me wait close by so I could shout if anyone was coming. After a couple of minutes he comes back around the corner and to prove he wasn't going to get busted he decided to hold in a big hit and blow it in my face. Only problem was it wasn't my face he blew it in. Just as he came around the corner the door opened up, the teacher walked out, and before he realized what he was doing he blasted the teacher with a full hit from about a foot away. The look on both of their faces was classic and they both just stood there in amazement, staring at each other, for at least a minute. Finally my friend takes off running and actually managed to get away.

The best part happened about a week later. We were standing around talking when the teacher comes up from behind my friend, puts his hand on his shoulder and says "Ahh, my smoking friend" . My friend starts freaking out and tells the teacher that he was so scared by what happened he had changed his entire life. He stopped smoking, stopped drinking, and even started going to church. LOL, I don't know if the teacher beleived him or just didn't want to deal with it but he actually let him go and just told my friend that he better not smoke behind his classroom again.

That was almost 20 years ago but everytime I get together with that guy we still talk about that time and laugh our asses off.

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lol good story

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Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind

I'd have shit myself if i blew a fat hit into a teacher's face! lol.

Pretty cool that you remember it in so much detail and still talk about it with your mates :D

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my mate blew smoke in a cozzers chevy.we were smokin on the project's roof(never a-gain) and i didnt know the roofs had silent alarms and my friend kept opening the door(that bastard got away).my ex mate keeps sayin the boys are comin,the boys are comin like hes fuckin paul revere.chuffed up shit is that they did come.my mate took a final hit and chucked it out the door.the cozzer came up the steps and grabbed us and at that point my mate blew a cloud of smoke in his chevy.it was chuffin priceless.

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Originally Posted by pisshead

all over the university of houston campus one night, with a few friends, and a bong...

on a bench outside in the middle of the jester dorm at the university of texas...that was a daily thing basically my freshman year...it was far enough away where you couldn't tell what we were doing...but still in plain view of people walking by...

never even a close call there, surprisingly.

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Haha awesome... my friends and I have smoked there (but we're in high school).

I don't consider it dumb, I felt safe at the time. But yeah, my high school's front door will open when locked if you just pull really hard. So, naturally, one night me and my good friend walked right inside and blazed a fat bowl right in the middle of the commons, at about 3 in the morning. Gooooood times. Shit, I still live right down the road, I should do it again even though I don't go there.

Truly dumbest time was at my 8th grade final field trip to Wild Waves (a waterpark). Me and that same friend just walked behind this little L-shaped wood fence that hides one of those big green electric box things. So we both got our first fat rips when some faggoty-ass khaki-short-wearing homo comes around and he's like, "Yeah, you to just thtop right there!" But my friend, being the crafty bugger he is, instantly crumples up the tinfoil pipe and stomps it into the dirt.

So, we had to sit there while two cops and the khaki fag searched through the dirt, KNOWING it was there, but they never found it. We still got busted. We got suspended for the last 3 weeks of middle school. Fucking priceless.

you shoulda gave that khaki fag a wedgie. speaking of wedgie's, i witnessed one where the older kids hung my friend by his knickers from a stop sign. now that was chuffin priceless.

lol right by a police station

About 7 years ago, I was at my friend's house, who lived by our Sheriff at the time. So, one night real late we went outside and smoked a joint while sitting on the hood of his patrol car. It was totally crazy..I know. :stoned:

So one time me and my girl go to some random golf course. I live near the city .... st louis that is. So we go about 10 minutes west where it is just a small booming suburb. Anyway, we find this golf course and go into the middle of it. This golf course has a road which goes around it. So imagine a big circle of road with a huge piece of golf course in the middle of it... like a perimeter. Anyway, we blazed for a little bit out of a bowl. Then we look up and a car is shining its brights at us about 1500 feet away, we think nothing of it. So we just kept smoking and headed back toward the road behind us.
Suddenly, she asked me for my phone. I gave it to her and she started to yap away. Then all of the sudden, i look to my left and see a big spotlight looking onto the golf course! I tell her to run, and we duck behind this big hill so when he passed behind us he couldn't see us. We were about 15 feet from the road and the hill went from the road
down to the green. So she keeps talking on the phone and this cop is right behind us shining his brights over our fucking head! She is talking, then the spotlight turned off. I look around. It's quiet, then i hear the car door close. I get paranoid and she finally throws down the phone and says "what?" really loud. I look to my right and see the COP.....................












































driving away down the road....

The door that closed was actually my friends looking for us ont he golf course. SCARY SHIT