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Originally Posted by robert42
I thought it was me that smelt it... oh well!
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Originally Posted by robert42
I thought it was me that smelt it... oh well!
Uh huh...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sentinel
Wow, thats somethin', go on...Quote:
and find out we need to fight about 15 people, and there were 8 of us. So of course we end up getting into the fight and they all pull out fuckin knives even though they outnumber us.
hopefully, if he's lucky, he'll get a cool scar...Quote:
I guess we all came to our senses and booked it out of there but my buddy M got shanked on the side of his ribcage and is was bleeding like crazy.
Wow, you scored weed from someone, you're really awesome...Quote:
After this, we go back to my friends house and get some weed from this guy that came over.
Oh, Im sure he didnt want to, you seem so fucking awesome, Im sure he would have preferred to stay and smoke with you and your fellow tough-guy friends. Its not often you come across gems.Quote:
We smoked it all out of my bong then the dealer leaves.
Well, he probably needs proof that he just smoked with the most awesome guy on earth. His friends would never believe him.Quote:
I look up like an hour later and my bong is freaking GONE! i think the fuckin guy jacked it on his way out.
LMFAO! Ahhhh, your friend has a gift for comedy. *wipes tear*Quote:
Then after this were all just sitting stoned with the killer munchies and my friend says (as a joke) "we should go rob the store"
Your friend sounds really brave. I wish I were brave enough to risk going to prison for chips. I guess I dont like chips as much as your friend, though.Quote:
then he puts a bandana over his face and says he'll go in and grab 4 large bags of chips and book it out of there.
He must be a thinker, your friend.
I knew this chap was a thinker...and that he likes chips.Quote:
So he decided he will actually do this
Oh, like when you're on a date and wanna put your arm around your lady, kinda stretching?Quote:
so he goes to the store and stretches,
So not only is your friend a comedic genius, brave and a thinker, he's also got "the moves."
He almost sounds more awesome than you....
almost...
That strategy was pure brilliance. Congratulate your friend for me on his fine work. Did he need to draw up a blueprint for his brilliant scheme or is he able to keep the complexities of it all upstairs? Being the thinker he appears to be I would assume the latter.Quote:
then grabs 4 bags of chips and runs.
In fact, your friend's plan was so inspiring to me that I feel he deserves a cool bandit/outlaw name that I'll take upon myself to coin for him: "Snatchy"
I think it will catch on.
Did you take notes on your friend's robbery? Think you might be the next 'Snatchy'? Or are you one of those guys with standards who would rather make a robbery worth your while...like snatching up a handful of Bazooka Gum and some choice Hostess snacks to go with your chips?Quote:
Me and 3 other guys were standing in the open 200 yards away then we went back to my friends house.
I mean, c'mon, why be one-dimensional, like your friend 'Snatchy' there?
Fucking Indian crackheads. Who does that clown think he is telling the most awesome guy on earth what to do? Like he has respect for others well-being or something and as if he couldn't give 2 shits for the likes of 'Snatchy's' accomplice? He is a crackhead. Anyone who doesnt see right away just how awesome you are is nothing short of one in my book.Quote:
I leave and on my way home this crackhead fuckin indian pulls out a knife and threatens to stab me unless i go admit that i helped rob the store.
Im confused. You have no problem taking on almost 2 guys (with knives) for every one among your little posse, but 1 crackhead indian with a knife makes you puss out?Quote:
So I have to go and say I was with them and give their names. I said I just met them and only knew their first names and gave them out.
Maybe you're not as awesome as I thought....
Yeah, fucking crackhead Indian trying to show you what happens to stupid people as if you were one of them, ha! The nerve of some folks.Quote:
After this the crackhead rambled about how his billions of relatives are in jail cuz of robbing stores.
I would have kept ya. Put you behind a velvet rope and charged people to come take a look at "the most awesome guy on the planet!!!" Then when the novelty of the attraction wore off I'd donate you to science so you can be studied in a controlled environment.Quote:
Then miraculously he lets me go home.
If those kooky scientists could figure out a way to bottle awesomeness in a jar...
Wait...you have a prior for being an accomplice? I take it the person who committed that particular crime must not have been on the level of brilliance 'Snatchy' is.Quote:
I though this was going to turn out worse with an accomplice to theft on my record but i got away. But what a scary/shitty evening!
Anyway, thanks for sharing your wicked awesome story with all of us. I would have never known how wicked badass, wicked hard, and wicked awesome you are otherwise. Keep on strivin Most Awesome Guy on earth, and maybe someday you wont be just the accomplice. I know you have it in you to be more and maybe even have your own coined bandit name. Like 'Dipshit.' Thats a good one.
OMG
Too fucking funny!!!
RTFLMAO
U F
whats with all this canadian ghetto talk?.you really gotta stop watching mtv and bet.this chap is away with the mixer me thinks.
ghetto??? GHETTO?!?!?!
shiiiiiiiiit you people dont even know what a real ghetto is till you come in my hood up in nebraska....yeah what now bitches???!!?
LMFAO
That is the funniest post I have seen so far.
damn...that is a shitty night but think about it dude! To experience a dagger fight with 15 against 8 ppl how the fuck you gunna pass that down? I'de jump in there with my butterfly knife and be like "BITCHES!!!!" :D
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Originally Posted by Lily420
That's hott.
not in my hood you woudn't, someone would throw cow shit at you, followed closely by lots and lots of corn
COrn and cowshit! Are you right next to Indiana like me?
The ghettos real out here, psychobillie goat fuckers and cornfed bible bangers.