ok now i am 28 f iowa. and nolonger feeling like a retard. LOL
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ok now i am 28 f iowa. and nolonger feeling like a retard. LOL
51 come August,my youth has slipped from my grasp,alas. I want to live till I'm very very old.Half a century is not nearly enough,now where's that fountain of youth? oh...it's right there in my grandkids lol
45 46 in Sept. Hey ya'll
stritdog
18/m
Currently 43 and expecting at least that many more, which puts me halfway. I wonder if I qualify for that house now?
You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
You can live without sex but not without glasses.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
You are proud of your lawn mower.
Your best friend is dating someone half their age ..... and isn't breaking any laws.
You call Olan Mills before they call you.
Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
You sing along with the elevator music.
You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
You make an appointment to see the dentist.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
Neighbors borrow your tools
People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you ?"
You answer a question with, "because I said so!"
You send money to PBS.
The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
You take a metal detector to the beach.
You wear black socks with sandals.
You know what the word "equity" means.
You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
Your ears are hairier than your head.
You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn. (Obviously not in this case :rolleyes: )
You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
You got cable for the weather channel.
You can go bowling without drinking.
You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
46 and after 20yrs of swearing the white stuff was the only way to fly now fully converted and at peace with the world
be joining you soon del...it does'nt seem that old now that its in view..ive moved "my thats old" to 70+ what about you