Do the rest of the world see us Australians as
Australia is WANK
"What's wrong with Aussies?" I hear you ask....Australians sit around all day guzzling down Fosters and listening to Vanessa Amorosi in their wet, dirty vests. They smell, they're loud and they don't understand jokes. To most of the world, Australia seems like one long episode of "Heartbreak High" but that's just what they want you to think, they want you to assume it's just one long tucker keg and barbie beach party....BUT IT'S NOT! The purpose of this site is to expose the SHITHOLE that is Australia, the arm-pit of the world.
Is there a worse accent than Australian ??? I'd like to hear it!
Australians have annoying accents because they're stupid and don't know how to talk any other way. Most Australians have really pointless names, this is so the rest of the world can tell straight away where they are from. Australia is absolutely miles from most decent countries in the world, but does that keep them away ? Heck no siree bob it doesn't - Crap Aussie TV gets shown all over the world and crap Aussie music plagues our charts like....well, like The Plague. The time has come for action my friends, we need to start a new war with Australia.....screw Iraq, they're done with, let's bomb Australia !! But first, let's take a brief history lesson.......
When Australia was built on a deserted island in 1984, they couldn't think of a name for it. Most people wanted to call it 'mate' because it was a good word, but this one bloke said "hey there sports, I've jus' been to this wonderful place called Austria - let's steal their name and spell it wrong" they all agreed that it was a bonza idea.
http://stupidaussies.curvedspaces.com/
heh heh, actually I would love to visit australia some day
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YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING DICKHEAD AND WOULDNT HAVE A CLUE.WHAT THE FUCK IS A VEST ?
WHERE ARE U FROM ?
VANESSA WHO ?
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Originally Posted by gs8778
Australia is WANK
"What's wrong with Aussies?" I hear you ask....Australians sit around all day guzzling down Fosters and listening to Vanessa Amorosi in their wet, dirty vests. They smell, they're loud and they don't understand jokes. To most of the world, Australia seems like one long episode of "Heartbreak High" but that's just what they want you to think, they want you to assume it's just one long tucker keg and barbie beach party....BUT IT'S NOT! The purpose of this site is to expose the SHITHOLE that is Australia, the arm-pit of the world.
Is there a worse accent than Australian ??? I'd like to hear it!
Australians have annoying accents because they're stupid and don't know how to talk any other way. Most Australians have really pointless names, this is so the rest of the world can tell straight away where they are from. Australia is absolutely miles from most decent countries in the world, but does that keep them away ? Heck no siree bob it doesn't - Crap Aussie TV gets shown all over the world and crap Aussie music plagues our charts like....well, like The Plague. The time has come for action my friends, we need to start a new war with Australia.....screw Iraq, they're done with, let's bomb Australia !! But first, let's take a brief history lesson.......
When Australia was built on a deserted island in 1984, they couldn't think of a name for it. Most people wanted to call it 'mate' because it was a good word, but this one bloke said "hey there sports, I've jus' been to this wonderful place called Austria - let's steal their name and spell it wrong" they all agreed that it was a bonza idea.
http://stupidaussies.curvedspaces.com/
heh heh, actually I would love to visit australia some day
Do the rest of the world see us Australians as
You seem to be up with the slang u fucking weirdo
whys that if u hate them ?
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Imo im shocked lol
arent u living in australia ?
maybe im wrong
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Originally Posted by Imotep
you austarailians are retarded.
sydney chicks.
bah.
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Too Funny :D Calm down
Please, scroll down and see the link, those arent my words, though I did find them amusing, does that make me a bad person?
http://stupidaussies.curvedspaces.com/
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I'm with Looker on a lot of this; I've associated with and worked with many people from abroad in the last few years, and though many of them have been pretty good people basically, many are the type to barge in, take what they want, and insult us in the process. Let me hasten to add that they're not all like that. It may be that assimilating into another culture (syntax?) is bound to involve some rough spots, like the way most Japanese seem to consider us westerners barbarians when we go there. I can't say how many times someone from a foriegn country has boasted to me about how perfect their homeland is, and I'll admit I've given in to the temptation of saying "If it's so great, why did you leave it to come here?" more times than not. The answer to that can be quite amusing sometimes. Hypocracy isn't the exclusive property of Americans.
There are good reasons to remember Dunkirk, Louvain, Manilla, Hue, and so on. And, while I'm being completely objective, Mi Lai, for that matter. History has proven that entire cultures can and have turned against other cultures, with the stated intent of exterminating them, with no morals or conscience whatsoever. The end justifies the means, or maybe Gott mit uns. (God gets blamed for a lot of things.) We must remember such things because it makes us realize that left unchecked, there are those who would stop at nothing, would take everything, and rationalize whatever nonsense they cared to for justification. In a hostile world, morality (and survival even) dictate that decent people face adversity in the form of totalitarianism, racial hatred, and simple greed and blood lust from time to time. Thank God there are those that still do.
So I guess I can say I'm proudly ambivalent to be an American.
This thread is nicely tangental, but it's no TalkBlade Imitation Horn.
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Holy crap are you for real Jack? Are you going out of your way to embarrass your fellow Ozzies on this forum ? Are you from Mt. Druitt or Macquarie Fields?
Cause you sound like a drunken slob Aussie yobbo with your racists remarks! Apologies where not all like this,gee Jack do you want to end up sounding like people like LOOKER (change back to your old avatar looker ,it suited your "ugly American" facade).
So big deal you were born in OZ ,even Kooris are migrants to the Australian continent so who are you kidding,so unless you are Koori (which only would sort of legitimise) your argument/belief is BULL SHIT as your an immigrant to Australia as well.
Hey Looker pal are you really a GENOCIDAL RACIST MANIAC ? Or are you just pretending to be the "ugly American"? I would love to picture you re-enacting Slim Pickens in "Dr Strangelove" you deserve the honour of actually doing this for the first time in the real world!
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Originally Posted by Looker
Oh btw whats a Kombucha?? OH OK!!!! GREEN TEA!!!
OH OK!!!! THANKS FOR THAT!!! AND A LOOKER IS SOMETHING THAT LOOKS AT THINGS!!! THAT'S USEFUL ISN'T IT!?!?
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Because, Kombucha, Dunkirk is to 9/11 is to the Alamo is to etc......
That makes no sense.
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Originally Posted by Looker
These are national tragedies that polarize large groups and nations to action..
Dunkirk wasn't a tragedy, do you even know what happened?
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What did you have to do with it?? Well, if the enemy had not been dealt with like it was maybe the British Isles may be speaking German right now..NOT BECAUSE OF AMERICAS HELP BUT BECAUSE THE BRITISH FOUGHT BACK HARD..
Yes I realise that, but that doesn't mean I had anything to do with it. I just come from the same country that actually bothered to fight the Axis. I didn't fight personally.
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Originally Posted by 4252
I'm with Looker on a lot of this; I've associated with and worked with many people from abroad in the last few years, and though many of them have been pretty good people basically, many are the type to barge in, take what they want, and insult us in the process. Let me hasten to add that they're not all like that. It may be that assimilating into another culture (syntax?) is bound to involve some rough spots, like the way most Japanese seem to consider us westerners barbarians when we go there. I can't say how many times someone from a foriegn country has boasted to me about how perfect their homeland is, and I'll admit I've given in to the temptation of saying "If it's so great, why did you leave it to come here?" more times than not. The answer to that can be quite amusing sometimes. Hypocracy isn't the exclusive property of Americans.
There are good reasons to remember Dunkirk, Louvain, Manilla, Hue, and so on. And, while I'm being completely objective, Mi Lai, for that matter. History has proven that entire cultures can and have turned against other cultures, with the stated intent of exterminating them, with no morals or conscience whatsoever. The end justifies the means, or maybe Gott mit uns. (God gets blamed for a lot of things.) We must remember such things because it makes us realize that left unchecked, there are those who would stop at nothing, would take everything, and rationalize whatever nonsense they cared to for justification. In a hostile world, morality (and survival even) dictate that decent people face adversity in the form of totalitarianism, racial hatred, and simple greed and blood lust from time to time. Thank God there are those that still do.
So I guess I can say I'm proudly ambivalent to be an American.
This thread is nicely tangental, but it's no TalkBlade Imitation Horn.
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UUHHH....YEAH WHAT HE SAID....
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OK but Kombucha how about like the misfortune of British troops and civilians trapped in Maylaysia and Indonesia imprisoned by the Japanese?? OK thats probably more of a national tragedy then...or perhaps Bataan and Correigador..I dunno ..you know what I mean...
But like I said anyway...didn't mean to offend any of you ..I thought I made that clear.....but hey how ever you wanna take it man.... :D
