I quit smoking cigarettes to make room for weed . . . see, I made the sacrifice! Why cant' other people do too? I thinkk that qualifies me for organ donorship, dont you think?...shoot! it may bump me up on the list to get lung replacements just for being a hardcore pot smoker...just like how a car needs new air filters after it gets all dirty, just slap in a new one and good as new...
