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Blondes do not have more fun, unless your idea of fun is being a cum dumpster.
LMFAO a cum dumpster LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans
Just because I'm fat doesn't mean I'm lazy or eat like a pig. Some people really do have medical conditions which contribute to their weight problems. The next time I overhear a skinny chick make a snide comment about my size when I'm shopping at the mall, I'm going to follow her and trip her as she steps onto the escalator!
I dig thick chicks.
Who would be rude enough to say something about your weight?
Thats pretty low on the scale of bad things in my opinion.
I have a lot of unpopular opinions.
Females: Not being able to cook IS NOT CUTE. If I hear one more chick giggle and say "I burn water" I will kill her. What you're really telling me is that you lack basic survival skills, ergo, you do not deserve to live. Darwinism is a bitch.
Males: Size DOES matter. And girth is more important than length. However, size doesn't mean squat if you don't know how to sling it. Get a book, rent a video, or (heaven forbid) LISTEN to your partner. You could have the biggest tool on earth, but if all you're going to do is impale me or club me, you still suck. Conversely, you could have flawless technique, but if I feel like I'm being manipulated by a really talented pinky finger, you suck.
Everyone: Typos are okay. Gross ignorance of basic grammar isn't okay.
Dear World: You+Are= You're. Make a note of it.
Wow, there seems to be some passive aggresivness. Maybe it's just me. ;)
The war in Iraq/Afghanistan is just and we are winning.
Iran will have to be dealt with.
Being a Democrat is just another way of saying, "Where is my welfare check?".
Have a good one!:jointsmile:
Doctors who indiscriminately prescribe ritalin to every poorly behaved child who walks into their office should have their licenses revoked. ADHD isn't the be all, end all excuse for what is obviously the result of bad parenting. I have met children who really have various hyperactivity disorders and you can tell the difference.
People should stop blaming their failures on the world around them and take responsibility for their own lack of motivation and success.
Mr. Rogers was a lying bastard!
Faith and knowledge are not the same thing.