Just for fun, Try this!

I jerked off a cat because I am a loser. Damn that's rough.

I fingered a horse, because I'm a loser. Go me.

I cuddled with a prostitute because I have a gigantic penis. I have weird fetishes =\

I sucked a pickle because I was wasted. Aww, guess I was mad at my boyfriend at the time...;)

Hahahhaa some funny ones here lol!!

Mine is fuckin awesome...

I slept with your mom because I have a gigantic penis...

hahahahaha and Ive so totally fucked a mom too... actually now that I think about it, Ive fucked a couple of em. I love mommies! :D


Hahaha... mine is the fuckin best. Not the funniest.. but definitely the best! Mad props to CC for putting the coolest combination on my birthday lol

i blew a dog because im a loser

= (

'i licked a french fry because i smoke crack'

i lick french fries regardless, they are salty....mmmm

I hooked up with your mom cause she thinks I look so hot without a shirt on. I ain't got no double D's.

Mine is still the best!! YES!! CC gots my back.

Either that or the undeniable power of being born on the 13th of October permeates more than just my surrounding thunderhead of an aura, but also into the internet.. either way.. YES!!