You might be a stoner if you spend 2 hours looking around the whole house for a cig then just to realise you smoked it
pisses me off how slow the brain works when your stoned haha
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You might be a stoner if you spend 2 hours looking around the whole house for a cig then just to realise you smoked it
pisses me off how slow the brain works when your stoned haha
:upsidedow:upsidedow:bonghit::yippee::bong::bong:
I know :jointsmile::jointsmile:
You might be a stoner if you make a large, elaborate meal while sober, smoke up, then devour the whole thing by yourself.
...if you wake-n-bake, fall asleep, then wake-n-bake again.
You might be a stoner if you giggle every time a reporter mentions the Janjaweed fighters in the Darfur conflict.
You might be a stoner if you've ever seen a clump of grass on the ground, thought it was a bud, inspected it closely for a little while, and then decided it wasn't.
You might be a stoner if your saying to yourself "Wow all of these are so fucking true lol"
:jointsmile::jointsmile:When cleaning the lent screen out of the dryer and there are seeds in it, you might be a stoner. :jointsmile::jointsmile:
You might be a stoner if you......
Save your roaches in a glass jar (Ming 1), and when you have enough for a joint you roll it up and smoke it. You then save that roach in a separate container (Ming 2), keep saving more like this, smoke them, recycle these roaches into a third bottle, and keep repeating this process until you have numerous bottles containing seven or eight generations of roaches - the higher the generation (Ming 8, for example), the more resinous the pot.
Bonus points if the joints' rolling papers were smeared with hash oil.
"NO REST TIL BROOKLYN" ...... Beasti Boys :joint1:
Isn't the song "No Sleep Til Brooklyn"?