taking a shit while high?

im gonna go get baked and take a dump right now

has anyone every put human shit in a bong and smoked out of it??? I swear, that "shit" gets you high as a mothafucka!!!

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Originally Posted by StarcommanderX

has anyone every put human shit in a bong and smoked out of it??? I swear, that "shit" gets you high as a mothafucka!!!

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:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

horrible pun

how about this one: Rosie O Donnel is "Phat"

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Originally Posted by StarcommanderX

once i had diahrea while high, now that was weird, and then i kept wiping my ass over and over for like 30 minutes because it felt so weird.

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Well first of all, shitting while really high is almost like orgasming in the form of a turd for me...

But anyway..yea I had the runs onetiem to and i wiped so much, my ass staretd bleeding....Eventually the shit got in my cuttup wound and well, it wasn't fun. REAL HUGE BUZZKILL that was haha
PEace

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Originally Posted by StarcommanderX

has anyone every put human shit in a bong and smoked out of it??? I swear, that "shit" gets you high as a mothafucka!!!

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Lol, also on this, I rolled soem dog shit up in a doobie the otehr night when really baked..I told my neighbor it was hash..he bought it from me for 10 bucks and i watched hi msmoek it..no lie.....then he thought he was high but i told him he just smoked poop, and gave him his money back lol

LMFAO

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Originally Posted by Bain fArt

Lol, also on this, I rolled soem dog shit up in a doobie the otehr night when really baked..I told my neighbor it was hash..he bought it from me for 10 bucks and i watched hi msmoek it..no lie.....then he thought he was high but i told him he just smoked poop, and gave him his money back lol

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Your Lucky he didny knock you out and take a poop in your Mouth....





A good trick to play on somone you Hate Is to Load up the underneath of your enimies Door handles on his/her car and clean every where else up so you cant tell..
Then when they go to get into the car they get Poop all over their fingers.;)

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Originally Posted by StarcommanderX

try taking a shit all in one push. once i got a good three pounds of shit out. i was sitting slightly, like an inch above the toilet seat cause the shit just piled. made the plumber work for his money!!!

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I just knocked the bong over. This thread is fucking great! But Y'all have a lot of time on your hands. Perhaps some shit, as well.

Regarding "Prarie Dogging," I beleive that Freud referred to that as the ANAL stage. See? That only costs me $40,000 a year.

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Originally Posted by StarcommanderX

Has anyone else ever taken a shit while high??? its really weird.
and btw does anyone listen to 80s music like the cure, the replacements, psychadelic furs to like def leppard, pat benatar, talking heads, supertramp, and that stuff?

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I try to make sure I have shit everytime I am high.
I really enjoy the way it feels.