*gets what everybody else has already had
*inserts Febreeze
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*gets what everybody else has already had
*inserts Febreeze
Getz hacking cough...
Inserts Dolly Parton...
gets hit in the face with tits
inserts a monkey
Gets a fre BJ...
Inserts 3 curly hairs and a wet paper towel...
recieves The Red Pill
inserts corn chips
gets a chili dog
inserts a cup of dirty dish water.
Gets Martha stewart...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dro_Princess
Inserts Blow Dryer and a bathtub full of water...
get crossed over to the other side
inserts computer mouse and some cheese
Gets Pepi Lepew...
Inserts 1 habinero chili...
gets a signed copy of norega new album
inserts CD
gets a Crazy Drunk
inserts a microsoft startup disk
haha clever
gets a microsoft branded window
inserts lemon peel
*gets a martini, very dry
*inserts vinyl 33 1/3 LP
gets a pirated cd version.
inserts male afghan.
*gets KICKASS genetics...*
*inserts a wireless mouse*
The Fog :rastasmoke:
gets an electrocuted cat
inserts a handful of candy hearts
Gets an empty pill bottle
inserts a counterfeit hundred
Gets 3 cans of legal bud.
Inserts feather duster.
gets a french maid
inserts her clothing
Gets a smack in the face by an angry naked French maid who wants her clothes back.
Inserts the entire universe except for the vending machine itself.
comes up with the big bang theory
inserts a bible
*gets a really good story with lots of sex and violence*
*inserts light timer*
get's nothing for 12 hours
inserts a 400w hps bulb
Gets some CFL's
Inserts dead flowers from valentines day
gets fresh floweres and laid
inserts a hot glue stick
gets burnt
inserts popped blister
Gets 16 tonsQuote:
Originally Posted by Podge_Boro
Inserts ecoli
*gets settlement check from Jack In The Box
*inserts harem pants
Gets Barbara Eden...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans
Inserts Craig from Craigslist...
gets a hert attack
inserts a virgin
*gets a letter from the San Diego Zoo thanking you for lending them an endangered species
*inserts Hustler Sex Lube, made with hempseed oil
Gets the virgin back, devirginized.
Inserts Dick Cheney.
Gets shot in the back...Quote:
Originally Posted by Oneironaut
Inserts 69 Camaro...
Gets hit by a truck
Inserts a big bag o weed
gets some legal bud
inserts melted ice cream and a cherry stem
gets a cherry stem with a knot in it
inserts a cactus
gets 3part nutes
inserts slugs (fake change)
Get's fake coke,which makes me sickQuote:
Originally Posted by masterjointsmith
inserts bucket of warm puke
Gets a lapping dog...
Inserts a Heineken...
machine shudders, kicks out a labatt's
inserts a fifth of southern comfort...