yeah, that episode was on the other day. It was bleach, and the car stalled.Quote:
Originally Posted by suhl
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yeah, that episode was on the other day. It was bleach, and the car stalled.Quote:
Originally Posted by suhl
in 8th grade i stuck paper towels in the overhead and then it caught on fire. it stunk horribly. the teacher acted like he was pissed. but since i came forward and told him i did it he was cool with it. he didnt even tell the principle or my parents. that was the coolest teacher i ever had. he looked like tom cruise. that same year he got fired for drawing a picture on the board that had instructions on how to kill the 7th grade assisted principle. and he walked in when he was drawing it. :'(
and once after i got outta jdc when i lived in detroit. i was so pisssed that i went in everyones piggy banks and took their money and the next time i went to school i bought a ounce in 2 dollar bills and kenedy dollars. and once i stole liek 5 zippos out of my dads collection and sold em for weed. and there was this teacher named ms kitchen. i had her for math and everyyone hated her so i took all her calculators and smashed the fuck out of them and left them in a big pile under my desk. and she had a brand new usb memory stick and i jacked that. idk if this is bad but me and my friend were at burger king an this guy walked in and i told him that we've been waiting here forever for our food and he left.but we just ordered our food.
This thread makes me sick. I've done some bad stuff when I was a kid, but not nearly as bad as what some of you folks have done. Go stab a homeless guy why don't you. :)
i smoked a bowl on mothers day, thats about it
Once when I was 17 I was at this girls house and her parents were out of town. I brought some bombs/weed/booze and we got fucked out of our skulls. I was busting out her and mine 3rd line of X when she decided to get buck naked, which i was fine with. Me horny and pumped on the X I see her digi camera out of the corner of my eye and grab it. I told her I was gonna take a few keepsakes in return for the goodtime that night, so i fill up her camera with about every angle you could think of twice over but she was having fun with it, anything is fun high on X. So we end up trying to fuck a few times but it takes forever for me to nut on X so it ends up in frustration. We grill for 5 more hours and she goes to take a shower. I get on her computer and burn all of them to a disc and throw it in my car. Later on that night she decides she wants me to erase the pictures, but I could keep one she approved of. Long story short I end up blackmailing this poor girl and making 300 and change ;).
I used to do really careless dumb shit like that all the time, but after awhile you realize what your doing and you come to a point where you have to choose if you want to keep on your path or change because your at the point of no return. We all do dumb shit, its about learning from it all.
I dont find this worse than killing small animals tho, what do you think?
I was 13, by buddy was 12, we used to shoot off those Estes Model rockets with the igniters and such, and parachutes, and reuse them.
A dry summer in CO, we shot one on top of a little mountain cliff, and for some reason taped the top shut. A few minutes later my older brother saw the smoke and called the Fire Dept. and Fukcing turned us in!!!
A couple of acres of forest burned:rasta: up, and we are really lucky that it didnt start one of those massive fires you here about, cuz it was dry as shit that summer. Dumb shit kids.(me)
I was huge Pyro before that but since then I have stay away from fire a bit.
I use to go to house's at night with my friend jake and rip there plants and bushes outta the ground and break tree limbs and break lawn ornaments and christmas shit. We would jump in the big bushes until they were almost completely flat. We look back at it now and kinda think we were assholes for it, but it was fun.
If u never fessed up to this i woulda got blamed for it because i was laughing to hard in the back of the class and he thought it was me. You hot boxed that classroom with all those damn papertowels.Quote:
Originally Posted by vintendo
i put poop in a pizza box and delivered it to a dudes house.
Fucking terrible thing to do to the girl. Not as bad as torturing animals though... With that said, When I was a kid me and a friend shoved a firecracker in all sorts of things, usually anthills, but we once killed a fish and a frog by sticking one down it's thoat and blowing out it's insides. I think we were 11, felt really bad afterwards...
As a kid I was a general trouble maker, but I always tried to be a good kid, sure I might've done some shit here and there, but nothing to major. Nothing like breaking other peoples windows or beating up people with weapons or any of that... It's the peer preasure, man.
Me and my ex lit up a couple of parks on fire. Nothing too serious or anything, but enough that the fire dept had to put it out.
That's the most light-hearted worst thing I did when I was a kid. I done worse, but I'll keep my skeletons in the closet.
i remember in 8th grade me and a friend would walk around the neighborhood at 2-4 am in the morning looking at cars to break into...we would steal sub-woofers, radios, anything else that was chilling there. One time golf clubs, another time cds, one time a wallet but maybe a few bucs inside...we left that.
If the door wasnt unlocked(which many were) we would break the windows...never got caught SUPRISINGLY...we were duuuumb, feel bad thinking about it...lol
its Clorox bleachQuote:
Originally Posted by suhl
Once painted some ones front house windows black during the night.. Was pretty funny at the time, infact it still is..lol
Never got caught for it..:D
Also a few friend of mine once taped some big ass firworks to cat a lit them.. Was funny at the time but now thinking back at it, it was a bad thing to do..We were only 11-12 at the time!
Wonder if the cats still alive!!:confused:
go into cars and steal CDs and what not, steal 20's off of my sis/rents.. looking back, I used all the shit I stole back then.. to buy pokemon cards..........
I smashed up the front of my sisters audio system because I thought she stole my money; she did that a lot back then to purchase ganja weed then come home stinkin!!. Turns out I just hid it so well i temporarily forgot where i put it. I reflected on how sudden outbursts of anger can sometimes not be the appropriate move.
Lit a barn on fire, only thing was it was old abandoned and in the woods, so the woods caught fire, never got caught :) not even by the rents and they saw me walking away from it not 5 mins after. :)
Reminds me of a dre and eminem line:
..with a can full of gas and a hand full of matches and, still weren't found out..
Classic!!!
Being Born.
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This thread is somewhat disturbing... though I was no angel.
please tell maryjane
16 years old, civil rights march in Derby City, for open housing rights. An angry crowd of whites form's along the street, the sun has gone down, the police try to protect the hundreds of black marchers, but thousands of angry whites line the street. Me and this other fool decide to check out what's going on. I got caught up in the mob frenzy, as did my friend. He got caught throwing rocks at the protesters, I didnt get caught. My friend's dad was a police officer, and got off because of that. Me? I give up my redneck ways, after that! The year...1966.Quote:
Originally Posted by MaryJaneintheCloset
[QUOTE=geonagual]Me and my friend Marcos loved to make Molatav Cocktails. We used to make them and then light them and toss'em into open fields and then drive by a half hour later when the fire dept was there trying to put them out.[/QUOTE
and ur braging bout this on the internet
mwooo ya
I poured out this bottle of special awesome shampoo i begged my mom for in the shower, It still haunts my conscience to this day (i was like 3 when i did it).
:(
i could write a small novel. but im still a kid, kind of... 17. so theres prolly more stupid stuff to come.
I stole book order money, and stupidly shared it with a snitch.
When I was 7 I accidentally caught the woods behind my house
on fire.
That thread broke my heart and made me cry. It truly did. I can't fathom why someone would ever be deliberately mean to any animal, whether you like them or not.Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
The worst thing I ever did was get my dad's car--a big, new Oldsmobile 98 (a land ship)--stuck deeply in the mud in an empty field north of my hometown. I was 16 and driving with some friends. We got the bright idea to cut doughnuts in the field and play a game we called "Starsky and Hutch," and down went the car. It didn't come out until a special tow truck and two guys with shovels came to dig enough mud out that they could get it hooked up and pulled out of the sink hole.
I spent the rest of that summer paying for the tow, detailing Dad's car, and walking or riding with other people to get where I needed to go.
As bad things go, I realize this is pretty tame. I was a remarkably good kid. But I did like to have vehicular adventures on occasion.
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that's awesome could you do that to my teacher?
she's a real bitch!!!!
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13, threw corn(hard feeding kind) at cars for over an hour. last one comes and i get the go-ahead from a friend it isnt a cop, he couldnt see and its a fucking sheriff, one friend misses and i hit his lights from about 15 feet away and i say shit in mid air and see and hear glass shattering everywhere. We all ran like fuckin trackstars.
-peace
And you got away with it?
Yeah, he was going pretty fast and couldnt stop in the middle of the street. he pulls into the neighborhood and we duck through houses and ran into bushes and trees and two of us ran into this fence with no shoes on, hurt like a bitch. We saw a few cop cars all night cruising around the neighborhood.
-peace
When I was about 5 or so my mom was babysitting and I thought the little baby in the walker wanted to go out side so I opend the screen door and let the baby walk down the stairs in the walker LMAO!:dance:
In Kindergarten, I had a love for all movies rated R. Silence of the Lambs, Purple Rain, Too Wong Foo (I think that was PG-13). Anyways, so when all you're watchng is rated R movies, the word "Sexy" is probably going to pop up.
We had Hawaiian Day and a lot of parents and teachers were there. And what did I do?
I said the hula dance was Sexy.
When I was about 11 I put a stick through the front of my little brothers spokes while he was coming past on his lil bike. He came flying over the handle bars and landed on his face, breaking his nose. What a nice older brother I am!
Peace
Buddy
ok this one is really really stupid.... when i was 11, this ghetto friend of mine and i tied a small wire across the road which almost ripped the sunroof off of the first car that drove past... what if it was someone on a motorcycle?? i was such an idiot
My mom used to tell me saurkraut was cheese to make me eat it.. MEAN MOMMY!:mad:
I helped overthrow a small African nation.