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Originally Posted by Fattie
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the fuckin haliarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fattie
u might be a stoner if a fly lands on your bowl so you blow on it to get it to go away and all your weed flies everywhere.
you might be a stoner if you are too high to relize that you passed your 420th post...shit:cursing: :cursing:
You might be a stoner if you smoke weed :)
You might be a stoner if you search your whole car for lost bud, and actually manage to load a decent sized bowl.
if you open the dish washer some day (probably the same day you did them) and find it full of dirty dishes, and wonder what the hell's going on...
yooouuuu might be a stoner.
I'm quite the stoner then... I did this while my friends were in the other room waiting on me, i went back in like 4 times to get everything i needed, my dog following my footsteps every step of the way which my friend thought was hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sgt. Pepper
If getting money makes you happy because it means you can buy a new piece then you might be a stoner.
or
If you've ever driven around and try to remember the good smoking spots you see.
when you go to the grocery store to scout good bottles for gravity bongs, ive done that numerous times lol
You might be a stoner if you call your friends and acquantences "bud" and it always makes you think of marijuana.
You might be a stoner if you walk outside and decide "today would be an awesome day to smoke."
You might be a stoner if you see a crappy movie, and you think "This movie would've been good if I was high."
If you are constantly noticing 420 in random groups of numbers, even if it's just close, like 4020.
If you went to the trouble of buying a magnifying glass, and not so you can read fine print.
If you've ever referred to a friend as "potna"
If at 18 you have sworn to yourself that you will only marry a woman called Mary Jane, then you might be a stoner.
If every time you smoke you change the clock to say 4:20, then you might be a stoner.
You might be a stoner if you love smoking weed all the time.
wait, not that funny. but true?
~FOXWORTHY~
I dont know if this ones been said but you might be a stoner if you've ever figured out the answer to life .... and then forgot it.
if you've ever gone to a 7-11 at 2am and bought $50 worth of junk food munchies you might be a stoner...
If you've ever gone to 7-11 6 times! within 3 hours u might be a stoner...
hahaha great times.
ahahahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by mf greg
i can recall a similar dancing experience...nothing like seeing your 200+ pound buddy just going for it in the line up at subway.
You are most definately a stoner if Cheech & Chong is one of your favorite movie series.
You might be a stoner.......if you're laid off from your job, and get high before appointments at the unemployment insurance office or job interviews.
you might be a stoner if you can't remember what you did yesterday morning,
or go through a drive thru & forget to pick up your order
Well, this happened to me this morning...If you wake up in a dark room and your friend says "lets wake and bake" and you can perfectly pack a bowl, but when you put your jeans on (after sleeping in shorts) you put them on backwards, you might be a stoner.
This happened to my friend last night...if you light an incense, and three minutes later think something is burning and run around looking just to discover you lit incense, you might be a stoner.
Damn, last night i had like 12 of them that i saw people do when we were smoking, but i forgot.
You might be a stoner if you go to a drive through pay for your food and drive off without getting it.
You might be a stoner if you try to flick a ciggarette ash out of a rolled up car window and the ciggarette breaks in half then you realize the ciggarette was'nt lit to begin with and you get pissed.
You might be a stoner if you get weed on credit.
You might be a stoner if you are willing to donate blood or plasma just to get money so you can buy more weed.
You might be a stoner if you make a sandwich then roll over and pass out on top of it wake up 2 hours later and say ohh a sandwich and eat it.(had a friend that did that after coming back from texas with some kb)
You might be a stoner if you go to McDonalds drivethrough and the guy workin the window offers to sell you a sack.
All true stories
Oh yeah and you might be a stoner if you and your friends got the great idea it would be awesome to tie a doughnut to a string and hang it out the window while driving down the road so you could fish for cops.
If you go to a gas station and put $5 worth of food on the counter, then realize that you have no money and walk out without saying a word to the worker.
Did that two nights ago...
if ur dealer knows wat day and time u'll be visiting him every week, ur a stoner.
also, if u can roll a j on a head full of vodka in the pitch black night, ur a stoner.
if u hav several EB (emergency bud) stashes, u a stoner.
o yea, and wats with this 420 shit?
You're definately NOT a stoner if you don't know the concept of 4:20.
I hope that was a joke Brey,
And just for the record, I'm not sure you could ever get a straight answer to that question.
Good Idea for a thread though.
actually i did that a few days ago. took it from the notes section(no writing on it). it worked alright, burned a little harsh and was hard to seal, but not a bad backup option.Quote:
Originally Posted by NYCZILLESTROLLER
is this thread really STILL going gees
u might be a stoner if every pocket in your coat has paraphenilia
later
You might be a stoner if...
You have ever gone to a store just to get tin foil and safety pins to make a bucket/gravity bong.
You then get paranoid that the check out guy will call the cops.
You know that the best way to load a pipe when siting crossed legged is to tuck the stem into your shoe
You put safetypins in random pockets just in case you need to make a bucket
You have ever made a pipe out of a can
You learnt the Imperial weight system through smoking pot
You have ever smoked through a pump that is used to blow up air matresses
You have ever gone though a vacuum cleaner bag to find the hash some dopey arse hoovered up
:rasta: :pimp: :stoned:
Yo i learned the imperial weight system through smoking pot!
If ya ever noticed you got 3 cigs burning in the ashtray, you might be a stoner!:thumbsup:
if your posting on a site called cannibis.com, you might be a stoner
you might be a stoner if...
you have a grow room in your closet
you spend more than an hour a day here
you see any thing (saxafone, vase, can, glass botte, lab stuff) and you start drooling
you had more microwaved burritos since you started than glasses of water
you spend hours browsing head shops...with no money
if your cat can talk
you ceiling is brown
you have more pipes adn bongs than you have toes
you can recite word for word "the weed song" by Bone Thugs N Harmony
you can fly...
you have converted you parents
you can name over 15 weed strains
if you converted all of you friends
you learned the imperial system through weed (i did)
your car smiles at you
you fondest wish is to have a pound of ak 47
yyou dream about pot(true i drempt that everything was made of weed and that my parents and bro had acepted that i smoke, that i have a 2 FTer, a bean bag and i can magicly spawn tacos)
you have cannabis.com as your home page
you have weed pics as you desktop
ahh thats all for now
If you go in the house and think why am i here then go bak outside and remember you forgot to go to the bathroom while inside and do it over 6 toimes you might be a stoner
lol
Hahahahaha, that's like me! When I'm not even stoned, now. >_<
If you and one other kid are the only ones to laugh when the answer in math is 420...
If you are the one in Spanish class that can convert oz. to grams...
If you have ever been soo high, and soo hotboxed, that you got out of the car, and first thing, took a HIT of air, and said it was the best air EVER...
^All True
Rainy Day Women is not about weed.Quote:
Originally Posted by kid rediculous