"Ouch, my nutsack!", he exclaimed
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"Ouch, my nutsack!", he exclaimed
the goat proceeded to suck........
on its own goat penis
, josh started to look very puzzled
As he smacked his lips to prepare for the inevitable......
he killed the goat with the super-ultra-mega-hyper bong........
watchin frogs hump like greasy rabbits in the snow without protection from the snakes in the grass,so it was dangerouse yet amphibiously erotic all at the same time.
the land turned in2 a porno theatre.
"Five words, only!", God shouted.
Josh looked at Tanto, puzzled.
josh appoligise on his knees......
Tanto said, "Josh no speak"
cause your coussin is weak, the girl is a whore, and boy has no love for his mother no more.While the uncle stayed sick off of donkey dick.Ahh, but the Ray's where bastards and's bastards they were,cause their father left them in Alaska and called them no more.
''shiva likes shit-music'' sed tanto........
Then, Tanto pissed himself because...
he drank to much vodka......
While shiva played the "shit music"as josh shot up 60 units of heroine and cocaine then pulled out an urban assault riffle and blasted the Ray's all day long.
''FIVe words only'' god commanded........
"or words shall never pour fourth again..."
"But, if you chant this phrase...
you shall smoke legal herb!''
"and get refunds on baggies!"
''i wish for Tonnes of weed!''Quote:
Originally Posted by somebody someone
Then, suddenly, josh passed out...
sacks of weed to everyone
i picked up my sack and rolled the fattest.....
tree in the world, so.....
i went back to amsterdam
and pooped in oprahs mouth
She was very thankful for shit, she offered
more drugs but josh declined
saying that as long as........
we keep our pants on
we dont have to touch..........
the ground naked, but take
your hands off my shoulder
before i kick your ass
and eat your pussy dry...???
after all that i will....
do a shitload of peyote