I laughed about the whale thing because in Tulsa there is an actual law that says it is Illegal to transport a whale down main street....(or some shit like that.)Quote:
Originally Posted by 9ski9
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I laughed about the whale thing because in Tulsa there is an actual law that says it is Illegal to transport a whale down main street....(or some shit like that.)Quote:
Originally Posted by 9ski9
Yeah, laws like that start out of a single event. In OK it's "illegal for a bar owner to pretend to have sex with a buffalo." A bar owner probably had a buffalo for some event and started dry humping it after a few beers and a cop wrote him a ticket. Once the judge finds him guilty, it becomes the precedent for a law.
To be honest, I don't understand OK or Kansas. Every time I fly over them, they look flat as a lake. Don't you get lost in a place that flat? How do you know where you are? And corn is nice and I like it sometimes, but it just isn't scenic.
But I am sorry about the BF. You seemed happy not long ago. Everybody should be happy.
EMT is a happy guy. I'm a happy guy. HD is sure happy when he's working on his girls.
Time for Clever to get some happy goin'.
Speaking of fucked up laws?
There is a law in Oklahoma (or there was not to long ago) that it was legal to beat your wife?but you had to do it on the court house steps with a stick that was no wider than your thumb.
??Honey could you meet me for lunch?.yeah,?.yeah,?just meet me in front of the court house?
No you don??t get lost unless you??re a man who refuses to pull over and ask for directions....
You do develop a pretty good sense of direction?.but most of the roads just run on a grid pattern in mile sections?..so as long as you know which way is North you got it made.
There isn??t much corn around here but there is a lot of wheat (especially in Kansas) and soy.
There isn??t anything more beautiful than watching the sun go down over a wheat field. When the evening sun hits it ?.looks like fields of deep gold swaying in the wind.
I also like the fact that here you can go outside at night and actually see the stars instead of just a depressing black sky.
I was happy not long ago??then something happened?.I don??t really know what.
One day we were sitting there talking about nothing in particular and I glanced over at him?..when out of no where it hit me that we were not going to work out?.I don??t know how to explain it?.I just knew. And since that moment two weeks ago we have been on borrowed time.
We have both been busy lately?.and I don??t usually see him until the weekend so this has been easy to put off.
But you gotta do what you gotta do?so here I am. :) :)
Yea, reminds me of this time i was doing this chick i was really into....
The I looked at her...no reason in particular, i just stopped the motions and looked at her face and she was getting ready to cum and had this wierd twisted UGLY ASSED face going on :eek:
I thought,,,,"what the fuck am i doing this for?"
That was the end of that one :)
I been masturbating ever since :D
HD I thought you were married?
LMFAO.......holy shit thats funny...hahahahaha!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by HARDDON
Thats why I masturbate. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Marc Benson
Hard on you??re such a poet?..lol...Quote:
Originally Posted by HARDDON
But I know what you mean?.it??s like intuition comes along and smacks you upside the head.
This is the second time it has happened to me?.the first time I was In Korea with my boyfriend of about a year?we were in some bar and he came over and asked me if I wanted to play darts?.Then wham it hits me?..Turns out I was right about that one.
:confused: :confused: :confused:
Clever....I know exactly how you feel.....
For some reason, out of the blue, these idiots just do something...anything.....and BAM!
:eek:INSTANT LOSER:eek:
Can happen as fast as three weeks or three months.
Poor idiots can't keep us happy :)
Capricorns have this trait :)
It??s funny that you mentioned being a Capricorn?
In my last post I was going to blame mine on being a Sagittarius?
I fit the Sagittarian profile to the tee.
This was my horoscope yesterday?..I??m not kidding.
Whether you're dealing with romantic or financial debts -- on either side -- it's important that you settle differences and sever ties before long, or you could experience a real psychic (and fiscal) drain. Make sure to seek out whatever the person or situation is directly, rather than trying to duck your responsibilities. The stars guarantee that dealing with things bravely will be rewarding, while avoiding them will result in the past coming back to haunt you when you least expect it.
Talk about spooky.
WOW........Clever, drop him while you can, babygirl. Harddon will agree.
Yeah, EmT....
I read that yesterday and almost fell out of my chair...... :eek:
LOL!!! yeah, I belive in astrology.....sometimes live by it. so I would def. listen!! Good luck!;)
Thats just wild! and btw in South Carolina you can beat wife on steps of court house but only on sundays! lol and this is no joke honest to God truth and you know what i thought about doing it when my wife sent me the divorce papers i wanted to take her there on sunday and WHOOP THAT ASS lol oh well to late allready got divorce in July!
How is HARDONNA?
Why no updates?
Has she turned to he?
Where is my bitch? :)
I have to call this the
"SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR, ASSHOLE!"
update, since I popped open their door for a quick pic...12/12 is tough on my schedule, right now. I check them in the morning, then have to head out until after their bedtime. You'll be the second to know the sex, HD. I'd borrow a camera with macro, but I just feel like I should sex her when I know for sure. Showing sex in the first 10 days of flowering is pretty common for mostly-indica?
Her secondary stems are getting really thick. I could hang Christmas lights on her. But still no balls and no obvious hairs whatsoever.
Man, first sex indications are looking bad...
Hey its only day 6.
Besides, you did a great job on her and next grow you can do them all like that.
Thanks, HD, I really won't be too bummed. I have seeds from amazing bud from Mono that will get first class treatment all the way through. And I'll have a load of material for your hash oil recipe.
I'm not giving up or pulling 'her' yet...
But there are bright sides and the time/effort you made passing along your knowledge won't go to waste.
Back to the waiting room...
Today is a day of mourning in the 9ski9 household...Hardonna was put to death at 10:16am, Eastern US.
Her seven siblings remain behind; five still awaiting their fate.
I feel like I let you down HD, but I'm pretty sure you don't feel that way. Thanks for sharing your genius.
And thanks to everyone else for sharing the ride.
sniffle sniffle....
she was all i came here for... :(
gutted aint life just a bitch(shame harddona wasnt)he he sorry shudnt lol but da weed just kicked in, oooops , no fair play to ya i picked up some nice little tips from your progress reports better luck next time around where you will be able to take us through the day in the life of ........ what ever you decide to name your new baby
peace out ez
It was a beautiful plant and a valuable learning tool for showing how to get more light to secondaries. He served a good purpose in life.
Damn, just damn.
AAaahhh....fuck. Sorry man, and sorry harddon.....well you can still watch the others and you still have me to yell at and criticize. 9ski, brother, I am in mourning right with you....may he rest in pieces.
Man Dont that just suck a big donkey dick man i hate to hear that well i wish you the best on the others!
Well?.well?..isn??t this the most perfect ending to the most shitty day?..
These last three days have been unreal.
1. I ran out of smoke.
2. Some kind of mechanism in my driver side window broke so it was stuck in the up position for about three weeks until I got the $150 bucks it cost to fix it (I??m a smoker so that made it suck that much more.)
3. My school tells me I owe them $2000 that I don??t have.
4. I had to tell my boyfriend (who happens to be a nice guy) I was breaking up with him because of intuition?(just try and sell that one.)
5. Two days after I got my window fixed the fucking switch went out. So now it??s stuck once again in the up position.
6. My daughter??s preschool discovered some type of accounting error and now I owe them about $500.
7. And now ??.. Hardonna??s a fucking dude.
So here I sit waiting?.no?..praying??.for the locust to come and finish me off.
Ski honey?..I??m so sorry that ?that dirty bitch is actually a dirty bastard?.I know you worked really hard??chin up??..all that good karma will catch up with you.
Thanks all...
A good friend just hooked me up tonight with one of his 32g ounces :D , which put a smile back on my face. Now just 26 grams to go... :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by 9ski9
:)
Clever....sounds like you need some TLC about right now.
How about HARD ON hooking you up with a few buds to hold you over til we hook up?
Let me know honey baby and the eagle will fly :)
Hey those that followed this thread should have learned a lot about exposing the plant to optimal conditions for bud procurement.
If nothing else, this tragedy will bring us all closer together.
GROUP HUG FUCKERS :D
hehe Group hug fuckers lol
That's gutting, sure you learnt loads from the experience though :D
Keep us updated on how the others do ;)
At least your not from New Orleans.
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Originally Posted by HARDDON
Ahhhhhhh?..
How sweet are you?. ;)
That is a very generous offer hard baby but you just hold on to your stuff?..the fact that you even offered is enough for me... :)
I??ll survive?.I always do?
I??m supposed to get some Thursday?.I??ll manage till then.
OK,??YOU GUYS CAN STOP HUGGING NOW?... :eek: ....... :eek:
9ski....
where is the update on the other plants?
Jsut cuz hardonna was really a HARD ON, dont mean we dont want to see the rest of the grow and flower.
Cmon man keep us updated.
Besides, I want you to try an experiement for me if you could.
We can still learn a lot, right? :)
Experiment? Sure...what's up?Quote:
Originally Posted by HARDDON
I culled four males today, so it looks like I have four or maybe five females going forward.
The 12/12 combined with a busier work schedule only gives me about 1/2 hr. each day to hang out with them.
I've been taking care of them, but it's been like a funeral home in the grow room.
The males r depressing for sure but i bet the rest of ur bud is going to be some killer shit. Keep us updated i have enjoyed reading this thread since its start and you did an awsome job. Thanks to both you and harddon for this awsome grow. I'm intrested in this experiment you want to try aswell......
it makes me so sad my parents found my plant, now i cant even try lowrider or anything. New hobby is doing bonsai trees its alotta fun when high.
Thanks, DaBuh. Did they pull it or make you kill her?
Day 10 of flowering...
Front row, left to right: Roachclip, Ginger Lynn, and Lips.
ohhh I'm so sorry........I think it??s natures why of saying "there are just too many dicks in here."Quote:
Originally Posted by 9ski9
at least your real girls can have room to stretch out a bit.....before they give you their goods.
:)
They made me take some rusty ass scisors and chop it right infront of them then rip it up in my hands and flush it down the toilet, probably the worst way anyone could think of to kill such a magical plant.
Tonight kinda had another small talk and they asked "well are you gonna do it again?" (cuz last time we talked about it they asked if i liked it and i said yes) and i told em "well.... uhh i dont know..... umm probably not" basically they told me as long as they are supporting me i cant do anthing illegal at anytime, anywhere.
I have had a horrible time since it happened things kinda keep going wrong around me, i dunno i keep a smile on my face the whole time (i really dont know how i am staying so happy) but no one wants to hear of my troubles so im not gonna rant about it unless you think you or i can get something form it.
Sorry to hijack ur thread a lil bit.
Keep the updates comming its great checking on it.