You know you're high when you put a song on repeat and get real excited like it's coming on for the first time, totally forgetting you've been listening to it for like an hour (just happened to me like 3 times in a row lol)
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You know you're high when you put a song on repeat and get real excited like it's coming on for the first time, totally forgetting you've been listening to it for like an hour (just happened to me like 3 times in a row lol)
You know you were high when you're woken up by your friend's mom asking why there's a box of cereal in the fridge and a gallon of milk in the cupboard.
haha..oh man. that's happened to me a couple of times.
you know your high when you smoke before hockey, get dressed, tie up your skates on your feet, then proceed to look in your hockey bag for the skates that you already tied onto your feet and start freaking out asking everyone where your skates are. True story, happened to a friend of mine on my hockey team, everyone [of course] proceeded to laugh at his dumb ass.
you know your high when you take the passed and loaded bong, hold it and remain silent until your friend yells "are you gonna hit you fuckin moron or should i do it for you?"
you know your high when you vape from a home made lightbulb vape, and freak out because you think you ingested a piece of glass into your lungs.
you know your high when you cant stand still without swaying around like a retard and thus have to sit down before you fall.
you know your high when you hit your last giant bowl after a game of hockey, black out after clearing the chamber and waking up on the floor with a fucked knee. (told everyone but friends i slipped on ice and fell on my knee lmao)
you know your high when you order a 10 dollar movie, get super fucked, try to eat ur munchies but cant because you cant hold your drink still nor properly clear the chocolate that is coating your mouth and turn into a blabbering fool with melted chocolate dribbling out of your mouth...
all are true, every one of these was me except the 1st one
You know your high when you watch ambiance on windows media player for 4 hours, with a bag of nachos in your hand the entire time.
When you get done watching Harry Potter in the movie theatre and when its over, you can only remember that it had good graphics!:stoned:
Haha!Quote:
Originally Posted by LEDRAVER
That shit happened to me too. :jointsmile:
You know you're high when you toke up with your parents around, and so they don't bother you, you pretend to go to sleep, at 6:30pm, ending up falling asleep anyway, wake up and say "fuck, did i smoke?"
hahaha happens to me sometimes
You know you're high when you're running through a creek in a video game thinking, "Dude, why aren't my feet getting wet?
happened to me playing halo 3 lol
You know you're high when you think animals are giving you dirty looks.
happened the same night haha. my friends cat was givin me 'the look' I swear.
You know you're high when you call someone and ask who it is.
in my defense, the person that I called didn't answer the phone, her friend did and it confused the shit out of me
You know you're high when you find deep messages in South Park.
imagination land was a reference to the war on drugs really
you kno your high when you watch 300 in the theaters and you keep asking your friend "is this one of those sin city movies"
You know you're high when.. it takes you 5-10mins to finish a post
You know you high when you make a mayo sandwich...
You know you high when you read every post on this site...
You know you high when you watch the preveiw channel...
You know you high when you forgot the last thing you said 5minutes ago...
You know you high when fix door knobs 5 a.m with a butter knife and a screw driver...
You know you high when the world suddenly seems to be a OK place... lol
You know your high when you take three back to back hits off a waterfall and just sit on your bed and zone out almost to a state of meditation for 20 minutes and then get up and laugh. :stoned:
now thats "Dope" :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by WEsmokeED
you know your high wen u go on a space adventure get an apartment destroy the battleshit kidnap the queen go to dennys then u open your eyes and realize its only been a minute :wtf:
you know you are high when you find this post the funniest shit everQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir Bliss
you know you are high when you get a boner...
Sorry ladies, im a really horny person *wink* wink*
you know you are high when you realized you finished this post with perfect grammar
^^^exactly, don't remember reno 911, but remember renting it and the first like 5 minQuote:
Originally Posted by Blitzed
You know your high when you think you hear voices and you go to investigate only to discover that there is nothing there, nor is anyone home.:jointsmile:
you know your high when....
you start telling someone a great idea, though halfway through the description you realise how stupid the idea is....and to save yourself from the akward situation you simply finish off the sentence by slowly lowering your voice until its a mumble, then just cutting it off.
you know your friends are high when they completely understand what you just went through.
You know you're high when you're spacing out for about a half hour and, upon realizing you need to snap out of it, you open up your fists and a gram of hash mysteriously falls out.
You know youre high when,after youve poured your coffee etc,you then try to put the kettle in the fridge a couple of times.Or you have youre dinner(curry)sat next to the dog food bowl(on worktop) and pour the dried dog food over the curry,then after realizing what youve done you then pick the dog food out of the curry and eat it anyway.Those are just two of my many stoned moments..
[quote=ChronicJoint]you know your high when....
you start telling someone a great idea, though halfway through the description you realise how stupid the idea is....and to save yourself from the akward situation you simply finish off the sentence by slowly lowering your voice until its a mumble, then just cutting it off...
Lol i agrre ChronicJoint although i tend to forget what im saying half way through first couple of sentences.
when you read a 15 word sentence for 5 minutes,and still havn't read the whole thing
You know you're high when you're watching something fascinating on TV, a commercial comes on, you switch the channel, then can't find the show you were just watching again. And then you can't even remember what the show was you were just watching :stoned:
that made me laugh so hard....made me cough my hit out too BASTARD!!Quote:
Originally Posted by steme
You know your high when you can't remember what you were going to post in this thread!
you laugh for five minutes about your brother looking up from his hit right when some naked guy in a movie is screaming and being tortured. Funny stuff.
When your driving and go 30mins out of the way to get Trolli peachy-Os (have to be trolli). Then get pissed off becuase they are Appley-Os, but eat them anyways getting more pissed everyone you eat.
You go into your buddy's basement and start playing videogames. An hour later you suddenly realize that his TV takes up the space of an entire wall, to which you exclaim "THIS TV IS FUCKING HUGE!!"
You know you're high when you close your eyes, see stars, and feel like you're rolling backwards off a cliff.
you know you're high when you have the most indepth conversation with your dog, and (s)he tells you the most amazing thing you've ever heard where everything makes sense now. Then, given that information, you embark upon an adventure and go through many challenges making many acquiantances along the way. Spend what seems like days helping citizens, slaying evil creatures and running through exotic forests...then you beat the game (or finish the movie), and your dog is just staring at you like wtf?...
you know you're high when you start to act out the song your listening to, only to see yourself several moments later prancing about with your shirt on your head and shoes on your hands...wondering what the fuck you were doing, and where did your pants go?
I think your shit is laced.Quote:
Originally Posted by JaySpliff
I ain't complaining :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Chaotixxx
hahahaha
you know your high when you go out to buy a sheit load of food only
to realize 3 hours later "how the fuck was i gonna eat all this":D
:jointsmile:
when you pull your lighter out to spark your reefer and realise you have a fresh roach in your mouth......... having not even got past the rolling stage.
You know your high when you forget you were smoking out of a bubbler and to empty the bowl you blow really hard only to have ashes and water fly all over your room.
I'm trippin out haha this thread is hilarious because I've done pretty much all of these. I love being a pothead :jointsmile:
you know your high whenever your driving around and thinking, "man this is a great song" and then you realize the radio isnt on...
You know your high when you park on the lawn (hold the weed w/o hitting)
You know your high when...Every car that passes by looks like a cop car. GOD i hate when im with people and they bug out by saying "Cop", and it turns out to be like a mini van or station wagon BS.
you know you're high when the thought of a 1,000 ounce Pepsi from Taco Bell invades your mind, then you scramble to pull your shit together when the drive-thru operator speaks up
... or when the pavement of a vacant parking lot seems like the perfect place to eat fast food
you know you're high when truly insightful epiphonies are frequently interrupted by the thought "Dude, I'm so high right now"