One time I was so stoned and paranoid, a plane was going over head and I thought I was stuck in WWII.
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One time I was so stoned and paranoid, a plane was going over head and I thought I was stuck in WWII.
I was rolling a spliff in the loo (while stoned) out of a 5gm bag of widow. i had all the excess and tobacco n shit on a piece of tissue to keep it tidy. anyway just as i had the spliff rolled i heard someone comin so i put the spliff in my pocket grabbed the tissue, rolled it up and flushed it down the toilet. ten minutes later i realised my baggie was in the tissue. i even opened up the drains outside looking for it to no avail. Im still recovering from the depression of that traumatic experience
2 things really.. one being leaving a Bottle Bag (Lungs) on my radiator and my dad came in and saw it.. "whats that used for DRUGS!?"
I was in a panicked silence for what seemed like forever, until i managed to come up with some cock and bull story of using it to inhale tobacco when you have no rolling papers. He took it perfectly and have not had another incedent since =)
Secondly, just got high as a kite and my two mates left the room for what seemed FOREVER - and if you do Bottle Bags then you'll know how bad you need a ciggy afterwards. Being out of them myself and my mates no where to be seen, i spotted a semi-ok stubbed out ciggy in the ashtray.. i kept telling myself no, dont do it. but desperate times lead to desperate measures and i carefully wiped all the ash and crap from it.. and lit.
MOST DISGUSTING CIGGY I EVER HAD. What was i thinking? :wtf:
I was playing with this huge inflateable frizeebee with my ex's sister and it went on the roof of a portable, I climbed up to get it (which took a loooooooooooooong time) and then threw it off. It then hit me, how was i going to get down, since it was a raised portable with some gravel and a field below. I decided that jumping was the best option, bad move on my part, my legs gave out and I hit the ground preetty hard, lucky other than bruising I was not hurt to badly and I think I learnt my lesson.
Just recently, i made myself a bong hit it and the realized that i forgot to put weed in it. Also after a bong i needed a drink so by accident i picked the bong up and drank from it:(. REALLY BA TASTE DON"T TRY IT!
Ive:
Got on the bus and asked for a pint.
Spent two hours looking for my glasses, then realized they were on my face.
Woken up in a bush.
Attempted to get a bowl of cereal and a coffee, then ended up with a bowl full of cheerios, jam, oreos and beer - then ate it.
Attempted to assassinate trees
The dumbest thing i did while stoned was walking around at halloween and hearing fireworks go off so i thought someone was shooting me and i ran into some random persons house for cover.:D
oh i think im good at this game, i have a bunch.
1. Hit a bowl while already stoned, passed out after exhaling the hit, woke up on the floor, and my right knee was fucked for like 6 months. told everyone i slipped on ice going down to my shed, cause i was walking all funny, and couldnt play hockey for a while :(.
2. After telling my dad i wouldn't have any weed/para in the house i smoked and forgot my bong upstairs in the kitchen and went to bed... :S DOH!
3. Being so 007 about hiding my stash after i was done smoking a sesh, then wakeup, have the urge to smoke and not remember where i hid it. - same with lighters :S
4. This one time, i got so friggen high. This was back in my 'casual smoking' days. Anyways, i had my best buddy come over, and he had this big alien bong, so we got some ice, cold water, and went down to the park with my step sisters friend (she was awake and she smokes so she came). Get Down to the park, and i have sparks on three massive party bowls, once the sesh was done, i stood up, and everything was sooo shaky i couldnt see too well, i didn't know which direction was which and where to go and it was my neighborhood lol. I felt like i was smashed and high at the same time, and it was the hardest thing ever remaining standing/walking, so my buddy helped me out. Lasted for about 10 mins, then i was just walking home saying "i wanna go to bed, im way too high". But by the time we almost got to my house the high lowered a bit, so i decided to go buy something to munch on.
5. Made a Lightbulb vape, using it, and lungs kinda hurting. Anyways long story short, i thought i inhaled a tiny shard of glass and was internally bleeding. I told my sister and step sister my problem when i was high cause i was freaking out, they laughed at me, and my sister said "go sit down on the couch, and just relax, your gonna wake up tomorrow and laugh at how stupid you are now". She was right obv, haha
Voted 'Labour', I've had eleven years to regret it!
lol' i voted them morons in as well, i don't bother voteing now they're all wankers and thats being polite. FLAME how did your LR turn out in the end?Quote:
Originally Posted by Flameon