Girl rules

Excellent advice!
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Originally Posted by TheSmokingMonkey

1. ALWAYS WEAR YOUR DRINKING SHOES at the bar... we all have drinking shoes... am I wrong?

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Word. In my case, drinking BOOTS. They are the same ones I ride the Ninja in ... calf-height, sturdy 2" heels, work-boot soles with awesome tread, nice and tight so they support my ankles in case of falling-down-ness. I actually know a girl who blew out a knee wearing fuck-me shoes drinking and had to get ACL surgery. What a dumbass. She bit it stepping over a curb outside the bar, in the winter, wearing like 3" stripper heels.

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Originally Posted by TheSmokingMonkey

2. Wear only as much makeup as your friend is wearing... and then add one more thing so you look more put-together than she does.

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My friends always wear more makeup than I do... I go out to bars in a baseball cap and eyeliner, period. I FEEL better because they seem sort of like they are trying too hard, if that makes sense? But whatever, I'm not out to pick up dudes, I'm out to chill with my girlies.

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Originally Posted by TheSmokingMonkey

3. Don't speak to men with bad breath.

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Ewww and an addition to that rule, wrinkle up your nose and make faces at guys with bad breath. Dude, that is ass-nasty. If a guy can't keep his teeth clean, imagine what the grundle smells like. Gawd.

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Originally Posted by TheSmokingMonkey

4. Offer women with bad breath a piece of peppermint gum.

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Unless they are talking to bad breath dude over there. In which case, avoid the area, as it is probably unsanitary to breathe the air.

lol it was bound to happen eventually... someone forgot to read up on the appropriate use of the term "PMS"...

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans

HA! No, I didn't get a chainsaw until last summer, and by then he was in prison.;)

Although one time, I beat him into bad health by smashing him repeatedly in the head with an unopened can of Pepsi.

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i swear.. some of you women are psychotic... you'r enot he first woman i've heard of using random everyday objects to batter their man with...

an ex friend got his ass beat with a an old first aid kit (one of the metal ones)

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

i swear.. some of you women are psychotic... you'r enot he first woman i've heard of using random everyday objects to batter their man with...

an ex friend got his ass beat with a an old first aid kit (one of the metal ones)

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Yeah man, that's so random lol.

Fist's are pretty hard too, just gotta know how to throw one... or even better, straight up learn not to hit at all. o0o0o0o That's a new one eh?

Peace, (please) :rastasmoke:

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Originally Posted by Canadien.

.. or even better, straight up learn not to hit at all. o0o0o0o That's a new one eh?

Peace, (please) :rastasmoke:

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Apparently, it was a new one on my ex. I never hit him first. All these things happened in the course of me defending myself. And if you think I'm going to just sit there and let someone whip up on my fine ass, you got another think coming. That fucknut was lucky I didn't sew him up in the bedsheets and take that Louisville Slugger to his head while he slept.

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans

Apparently, it was a new one on my ex. I never hit him first. All these things happened in the course of me defending myself. And if you think I'm going to just sit there and let someone whip up on my fine ass, you got another think coming. That fucknut was lucky I didn't sew him up in the bedsheets and take that Louisville Slugger to his head while he slept.

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In that case, I'd kick his ass for you. If you posted that before, I'm sorry, I didn't see.

Damn straight he's lucky.

I have some experience with guys like that... growing up that is. It makes me shake.

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Originally Posted by TheAtomicPunk

:O fuck the hell off? I wasn't trying to be mean, I was just emphasizing on the fact that I would HATE to have to live by those rules. Guys don't even wash their hands. 'Sif we care.


Well huge props to your cleansliness and sorry for being immature but I'm just 16.

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Speak for yourself, I wash my hands everytime I leave the shitter. And I didn't see anything wrong with your original post.....

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans

I don't lock my doors, and I'm in my state capital. But that's because everybody in my neighborhood calls me "The Crazy Bitch on the Corner".

This comes from many years of them watching me and my 6'4" 220lb. ex husband literally duke it out in the backyard, Springer Style, and people seeing me chase him with 1. A straight razor 2. An 8" chef's knife 3. A hatchet 4. An aluminum baseball bat 5. A framing hammer

And anything else I could get my hands on. Nobody comes near my house now.:)

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Hahahahahahha, i bet he's still in therapy now - flashbacks and everything rofl!

hehe i just laufed at this one

Never, ever chew gum in public. To me, it looks cheap and causes people to assume lower intelligence.