NO, if you're a sweet guy, you will likely end up as a "friend." The "you're nice, but I don't want to ruin our friendship" kinda friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by WordUpMuffin
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NO, if you're a sweet guy, you will likely end up as a "friend." The "you're nice, but I don't want to ruin our friendship" kinda friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by WordUpMuffin
1. be yourself
2. but also be cocky
3. have a large penis
4. be really really really ridiculously good-looking
5. have money
6. be smart/funny/etc.
7. dont act like your TRYING to impress the girl, just do it naturally
8. or you could take one of my favorite approaches, act modest about things and say "i was trying to impress you
luckily i have all these i get all the 14-16 year olds... ok maybe 14-19 but who cares?
p.s. this is coming from a 15 year old so i know what im talking about
oh yeah and i have a 140 I.Q. so you shouldnt really doubt a lot of the things i say...
o yeah to add to the list #9 be honest(or as close to honest as you can be at the time)
take it from the master of picking up girls... trust me... this is a trick that will work... ok... first off... you may want to buy a box of condoms... and a dirty mag. and look at the dirty mag, until your dick is hard as a rock... take your pants off... burn them... you wont need them any more... then walk into school... and walk down all of the hallways, 3 or 4 times... now that all of the girls have seen the size of your dick... and have seen how small it is(due to the fact its the middle of winter, and your dick is a bit small due to the cold air) go shoot your self...hahaha... if you wait until atleast spiring time this will work... i grauintee it with my own word... ive been layed so manytimes with this little trick... it works even better if you go to a big school... one time, i went to a school rivials school, and did this, walked right by the guy with the biggest dick in town, that had about 5 girls all over him, and he almost started crying as the girls left his arms for me...
ok... so that was made up.... but get a car, get a job... and loose the acme youll get a shit load of girls with that trick...
this is comming from a 16 year old... who has never had a IQ test, but guess that his will come out at around 999999999999999999999999.1 maybe more like a 2?
A nice car and a nice smile......oh yea and like everyone else said a really big penis always helps. :thumbsup:
I didnt say they were essential, i was just saying they were what girls look for, its the truth.Quote:
Originally Posted by snicklefritz1825
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Originally Posted by GB4Lifemann
For your sake, i hope your 14-16.